The past few weeks have been a challenge- to say the least.
I know I promised a long update- and it's coming, but for now I will briefly describe whats been goin on.
Remove your heart from your chest, take it to a shooting range, throw it in the air and yell "fire!". When it falls to the ground looking like swiss cheese, stomp on it for about ten minutes until it's nice and flattened. Take it home, cut out some shapes with cookie cutters, and bake at 500 degrees for 3 hours.
Remove brain from head.
Take it to a soccer field and watch it get pounded around for a few games. Afterwards give the players the heart cookies, and then have them regurgitate them back up. Roll the remains up into a ball and put it back in your chest.
Replace brain.
Proceed to stand in front of a train traveling at full speed.
Stand up and repeat the process.
This is somewhat how I feel.
Just too much all at once.
Life is so fucking unfair.
I know I promised a long update- and it's coming, but for now I will briefly describe whats been goin on.
Remove your heart from your chest, take it to a shooting range, throw it in the air and yell "fire!". When it falls to the ground looking like swiss cheese, stomp on it for about ten minutes until it's nice and flattened. Take it home, cut out some shapes with cookie cutters, and bake at 500 degrees for 3 hours.
Remove brain from head.
Take it to a soccer field and watch it get pounded around for a few games. Afterwards give the players the heart cookies, and then have them regurgitate them back up. Roll the remains up into a ball and put it back in your chest.
Replace brain.
Proceed to stand in front of a train traveling at full speed.
Stand up and repeat the process.
This is somewhat how I feel.
Just too much all at once.
Life is so fucking unfair.
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craptastic:
Life is unfair..but remember this. (clearing throat) Everything will be ok in the end, and if things are not ok right now, then this isn't the end. Cheer up gurl, things will improve. You're too adorable to be this sad. what happened???
zarphin:
June 7th!!!!!! do you see that. This is not a happy face, 
however it is a supportive face. 
I hope you are well call me if you need anything.
however it is a supportive face. I hope you are well call me if you need anything.