Note to self regarding the removal of ones pubic hair:
It would be easier, quicker, less messy & less painful to set your muff mop on fire than it would be to attempt to wax it whilst absolutely shit faced drunk...
It would be easier, quicker, less messy & less painful to set your muff mop on fire than it would be to attempt to wax it whilst absolutely shit faced drunk...

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next week would be very cool indeed. was gonna shout you about that tomorrow anyway, so that was a coincidence!
is Thursday ok again (that'll be the 14th), cos thats best for me?
also will prob be in the ship for a very quick beer on weds too - going to a gig - but think we're going into the venue early. i'll keep you posted what we're up to.
lemme know about thurs. Hope yer ok m'darlin