So I live next door to a prostitute. Its not everyday you can say that.
She has "clients" come to her home during the day, they come in for around 20 minutes, she turns music up really loud in the hopes that we can't hear the sex noises. And then they leave.
So anyway last night at 3:40am I was awoken by her opening her garage door to let one of her clients in (the door is very noisy and the walls are paper thin so we can hear everything and for some insane reason she never uses the front door, only ever the garage door even when she is on foot) so anyway there was some loud chatting then an ooohh ahhh, ooohh ahhh, oohh ahhh, ohh ahhh and so on for a couple of minutes.
It was really gross having to lay there and listen to her fucking one of her clients. And the grossest thing was that I kept thinking that cause she's a prostitute and she's had two kids and she's like 50 or something that she's probably loose as a goose, eww I know, I gross myself out sometimes, well actually alot
Anyway she spends nearly 24 hours a day on her computer in her bedroom and she has two monitors side by side, we think she must have some sort of on line porn business or something. One morning at 8am we were awoken by Celine Dion
blaring through the wall followed buy a minute of silence followed by loud chatting with a man on a phone connection then the usual oohhh ahhh, ooh aahh. We both just burst out laughing, it was hilarious. What a strange thing to have to wake up to.
Anyway here is a couple of photos of two more cakes I finished this week and as promised to Vixen and LankaKitten here is a photo of my tattoo which they missed cause they view comment style.
Enjoy, hope you are all having/had a great weekend
She has "clients" come to her home during the day, they come in for around 20 minutes, she turns music up really loud in the hopes that we can't hear the sex noises. And then they leave.
So anyway last night at 3:40am I was awoken by her opening her garage door to let one of her clients in (the door is very noisy and the walls are paper thin so we can hear everything and for some insane reason she never uses the front door, only ever the garage door even when she is on foot) so anyway there was some loud chatting then an ooohh ahhh, ooohh ahhh, oohh ahhh, ohh ahhh and so on for a couple of minutes.
It was really gross having to lay there and listen to her fucking one of her clients. And the grossest thing was that I kept thinking that cause she's a prostitute and she's had two kids and she's like 50 or something that she's probably loose as a goose, eww I know, I gross myself out sometimes, well actually alot
Anyway she spends nearly 24 hours a day on her computer in her bedroom and she has two monitors side by side, we think she must have some sort of on line porn business or something. One morning at 8am we were awoken by Celine Dion
blaring through the wall followed buy a minute of silence followed by loud chatting with a man on a phone connection then the usual oohhh ahhh, ooh aahh. We both just burst out laughing, it was hilarious. What a strange thing to have to wake up to.
Anyway here is a couple of photos of two more cakes I finished this week and as promised to Vixen and LankaKitten here is a photo of my tattoo which they missed cause they view comment style.
Enjoy, hope you are all having/had a great weekend
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you asked to be posted upon my adventures in the world of the barmaid. i didn't wind up having the dutch courage to do anything. i drank a lot, and my mate did make it known what the deal was, but despite the fact that i mixed drinks(beer, vodka, bourbon, and whisky) and had what can only be described as a lot, still couldn't muster the courage to say anything. but i made a deal to my mate. next week i will just talk to her. it is a must. just to know.
now for how you have been. so how have you been???
Hope all is well with you & your hubby.