baby turtles and piss water,
fromage frais used as hair gel,
bouncy bouncy bouncy,
In a Robbery...
...they tried ignoring the fact that he had fromage frais spilling down over his face whilst he demanded that everybody was to stay calm and get down onto the floor of the local bank.
"MMMMMMmmmmmmmmOHTHECONFUSION!CHEWYYOGURTS!SALTYLIQUIDS!".
This outburst came from a heavy looking lady in the corner and earnt her a squirt from the robber's water pistol which coincidently was filled with a domestic bank bleach bought from the local chemists (rrp 1.29p).
argh argh argh such good value for money she sobbed
however, slowely but surely, the small blobs of pink yogurt trickling down the robber's face helped distract what could have been a stressful situation for the hostages. and/or founded his downfall. and/or didnt.
xx but of course, i am just being silly
argh argh argh

fromage frais used as hair gel,

bouncy bouncy bouncy,

In a Robbery...
...they tried ignoring the fact that he had fromage frais spilling down over his face whilst he demanded that everybody was to stay calm and get down onto the floor of the local bank.
"MMMMMMmmmmmmmmOHTHECONFUSION!CHEWYYOGURTS!SALTYLIQUIDS!".
This outburst came from a heavy looking lady in the corner and earnt her a squirt from the robber's water pistol which coincidently was filled with a domestic bank bleach bought from the local chemists (rrp 1.29p).
argh argh argh such good value for money she sobbed
however, slowely but surely, the small blobs of pink yogurt trickling down the robber's face helped distract what could have been a stressful situation for the hostages. and/or founded his downfall. and/or didnt.
xx but of course, i am just being silly
argh argh argh

from now on this is what i scream during orgasms.
xip