I want to get fired so I don't have to go to work. I am not happy with my job it doesn't pay enough and I am commuting 103 miles a day. I was an hour and half late one day then called out then was a half hour late today and nothing what is wrong with this picture If I was the boss I would fire me.
galaxy42:
Don't give up yet. I'm sure you can get the ax if you really apply yourself...