Well, Seward was amazingly cold. My dogs had to wear little coats. I had to wear 3 coats. I should have just stayed home by the fire!! 
My dad and stepmom actually gave me a lecture about the dangers of autoerotic asphyxia. AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIA!!! What the hell is wrong with my family? Apparently one of my stepmom's friend's sons died in December when he was jacking off and choking himself. Holy shit, I did NOT really want to hear about that from my parents.
By the way, when I die I would like my tombstone to read:
-------------Leah + Fergus Forever-------------
My dad and stepmom actually gave me a lecture about the dangers of autoerotic asphyxia. AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIA!!! What the hell is wrong with my family? Apparently one of my stepmom's friend's sons died in December when he was jacking off and choking himself. Holy shit, I did NOT really want to hear about that from my parents.
By the way, when I die I would like my tombstone to read:
-------------Leah + Fergus Forever-------------
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obijonk:
have a go, just as you're getting near 
horus73:
I want my tombstone with pepperoni and sausage- some of their pizzas reall suck ass, but those are good.