-The Unqualified
-The Lord of Orange
-The KKKing of Deplorables
-The White Shield
-The Lover of Walls
-The Great Kahn-man
-The Grabber of Groins
-The Bro Protector
-The God of Combovers
-The Emperor of Greed
-The Defender of 'Merika
-Putin's HUGE Hand
-The Douche (Duke) of Mar-a-lago
-The Bragger of Crowds
-The Minister of Hate
-The 1% Speaker
-The Commissioner of Corruption
-The Admiral of Misogyny
-The Twitter President