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THE BIRTH OF A CANDY BAR

One PAYDAY MR. PEANUT wanted a BIT O' HONEY, so he took MARY JANE behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVE.

He began to feel her MOUNDS.

That was pure ALMOND JOY.

It made her TOOTSIE ROLL.

He let out a SNICKER as his BUTTERFINGER went up her JUICYFRUIT and caused a MILKY WAY.

She screamed OH HENRY as she squeezed his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS.

MARY JANE said: "You are even better than the THREE MUSKETEERS."

Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.

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