he he he! i love it when my parents butcher the english language! i went with my dad to the dentist today and he was talking about the "holder uppers" in the phillipines. so i said, "daddy, you mean the hi-jackers? or theives? or robbers?" "no. the holder uppers, because that's what they do. hold you up." i just kept laughing for 20 minutes because i was also thinking of some of the stuff my mom says. it's even better when you hear it with the filipino accent! bwahahaha!!!! 
phb:
nice... btw, I love your "GETS ME HOT" entry. I don't wear suits often, but that would so be worth it. 
angad19:
My grandparents do this often. It keeps me laughing for days to come 