Went to a wild cat party Friday night... I'm not really sure what happened; I remember we were all having tons of fun and then a couple of idiots rocked up uninvited (always a bad sign) and then proceeded to cause various kinds of mischief, including initiating tedious conversations and attempting to grope the females.
However the worst was when everyone was heading off and we discovered someone had nicked my mate's wheelchair.
WHO THE FUCK STEALS A WHEELCHAIR?!
We looked for it for hours and hours and luckily someone found it at the bottom of the hill and round the corner. Not very funny. But at least we got it back.
Which is when my testosterone-fueled boyfriend had to jump in and accuse the nearest person he didn't know of stealing it (an unfortunate Canadian bloke whose only crime was bad taste in beer sluts).
This led to a) my bf punching the guy in the head b) beer being spilt by all and c) the poor bloke up against a car with my bf's hand around his throat.
This is where I, furious and embarrassed by my boyfriend's anti-social behavior, dragged him off the bloke by the front of his shirt and held on for dear life. (Him yelling anti-American things the whole time, the bloody idiot. Apparently he doesn't realise the difference between Americans and Canadians)
The events of this night have led me to the following conclusions:
Beer + Testosterone = REALLY STUPID BEHAVIOR
Also, people who steal wheelchairs are FUCKING RETARDED and deserve a kick in the face.
However the worst was when everyone was heading off and we discovered someone had nicked my mate's wheelchair.
WHO THE FUCK STEALS A WHEELCHAIR?!
We looked for it for hours and hours and luckily someone found it at the bottom of the hill and round the corner. Not very funny. But at least we got it back.
Which is when my testosterone-fueled boyfriend had to jump in and accuse the nearest person he didn't know of stealing it (an unfortunate Canadian bloke whose only crime was bad taste in beer sluts).
This led to a) my bf punching the guy in the head b) beer being spilt by all and c) the poor bloke up against a car with my bf's hand around his throat.
This is where I, furious and embarrassed by my boyfriend's anti-social behavior, dragged him off the bloke by the front of his shirt and held on for dear life. (Him yelling anti-American things the whole time, the bloody idiot. Apparently he doesn't realise the difference between Americans and Canadians)
The events of this night have led me to the following conclusions:
Beer + Testosterone = REALLY STUPID BEHAVIOR
Also, people who steal wheelchairs are FUCKING RETARDED and deserve a kick in the face.
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trocar:
I'm constantly suprised that weed is illegal and beer is not. Put all those same people in a room with a big bag of green and the results are totally different.
platypuz:
Zoinks !!..sounds a crazy night,hope you gave your b/f a good talking to..did you survive unscathed tho