It's not a toomah!
Haha! Sorry, my duckies, but I just can't resist. Just remember, the only people who can make fun of the California election are Californians... like how only girls can be lesbians and the one true original gangster was Sigmund Freud. This is common sense!
In other news, life is better when you're out of debt. Lately, I've been taking care of ALL TYPES of financial difficulties like I was Chewbacca with a degree in accounting... and a degree is kicking ass with numbers as if numbers where ninja sword.
Which reminds me, I'm officially promoting a heavy weight championship fight between the two greatest individuals to EVER walk the Earth. Chewie, who I've recently mentioned, is a bad ass. But so is Brian Dennehy. They're both giants amongst men and fuzzy ape-faced men who sound like angry and nasally congested bears. I just need the funds to sponser this mano-e-wookie matchup... please help! Any donations or nude photographs of yourself are greatly appreciated! All proceeds go to charity... then go straight fucking through charity and back to me! Hah. Just kidding, I'll, like, find a few kittens a home that doesn't house a family who enjoys eating cats... or use the money to put Prince Harry in prison before that condensed ball of English rage murders a prositute, or something.
P.S. I've been deployed for maximum cuddling, stationed in NY- commanding officer being RxQueen. Now's my chance to steal her, brain wash her, then convince her to marry me!
Haha! Sorry, my duckies, but I just can't resist. Just remember, the only people who can make fun of the California election are Californians... like how only girls can be lesbians and the one true original gangster was Sigmund Freud. This is common sense!
In other news, life is better when you're out of debt. Lately, I've been taking care of ALL TYPES of financial difficulties like I was Chewbacca with a degree in accounting... and a degree is kicking ass with numbers as if numbers where ninja sword.
Which reminds me, I'm officially promoting a heavy weight championship fight between the two greatest individuals to EVER walk the Earth. Chewie, who I've recently mentioned, is a bad ass. But so is Brian Dennehy. They're both giants amongst men and fuzzy ape-faced men who sound like angry and nasally congested bears. I just need the funds to sponser this mano-e-wookie matchup... please help! Any donations or nude photographs of yourself are greatly appreciated! All proceeds go to charity... then go straight fucking through charity and back to me! Hah. Just kidding, I'll, like, find a few kittens a home that doesn't house a family who enjoys eating cats... or use the money to put Prince Harry in prison before that condensed ball of English rage murders a prositute, or something.
P.S. I've been deployed for maximum cuddling, stationed in NY- commanding officer being RxQueen. Now's my chance to steal her, brain wash her, then convince her to marry me!
Hey, you can't blame the royal family for being fucked up - after all, they're inbred to hell. Wait... maybe they should be blamed for that...
hehehe
yr gonna steal me & brain wash me?
how illegal!!
I've totally stopped paying attention to yr peoples election bullplop. it gives me vertigo.