Welcome to college, Joshua. Now... prepare for your doooooooom!
My new teachers have the same amount of mercy as a Japanese interment camp.... WHICH IS AN IRONIC METAPHOR TO USE BECUZ THAT'S WHAT WE"rE STUDGYING!. It's the second week and I already feel like my threshold for pain/homework has been... well... thresholdeded. Yesterday was one long torture session with brief bathroom breaks and doublemint gum as a form of nutrition. Luckily, I have a surefire way to thwart my evil lesbian yoga instructor/lit teacher from hell* ... there's no better weapon than humor. Yes, all I must do is kick her funny bones ass to the max and it'll be smooth sailing from there. Sadly, the best joke I can think of at the moment is to answer every question like that guy in Hogans Heros.
"I KNOW NA-THING!"
Of course, I can always resort to 80s references. I mean, what's funnier than 80s references? Seriously? What? I'd really like to know... I kind of need help.
* My apologies to all evil lesbian yoga instructors/lit teachers from hell who I might have offended. No slight or degredation of your insidious yoga practicing and nefarious female lust was intended. Thank you.
My new teachers have the same amount of mercy as a Japanese interment camp.... WHICH IS AN IRONIC METAPHOR TO USE BECUZ THAT'S WHAT WE"rE STUDGYING!. It's the second week and I already feel like my threshold for pain/homework has been... well... thresholdeded. Yesterday was one long torture session with brief bathroom breaks and doublemint gum as a form of nutrition. Luckily, I have a surefire way to thwart my evil lesbian yoga instructor/lit teacher from hell* ... there's no better weapon than humor. Yes, all I must do is kick her funny bones ass to the max and it'll be smooth sailing from there. Sadly, the best joke I can think of at the moment is to answer every question like that guy in Hogans Heros.
"I KNOW NA-THING!"
Of course, I can always resort to 80s references. I mean, what's funnier than 80s references? Seriously? What? I'd really like to know... I kind of need help.
* My apologies to all evil lesbian yoga instructors/lit teachers from hell who I might have offended. No slight or degredation of your insidious yoga practicing and nefarious female lust was intended. Thank you.