Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

violenttortoise

Member Since 2003

Followers 7 Following 1

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Sep 01, 2003

Sep 1, 2003
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Your pants belong to ME!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
rose:
Thanks if it were not for you, I wouldn't know what those other girls were talking about all the time. *sick feeling*
Ok funny guy what would you shove up your vagina?
I feel like wrapping mine over your head hahaha
Rose
Sep 2, 2003
stina:
ha.. your post is out of controle. I think im with zoe on this.. I feel like i should be like PLEASE please tell me about yourself. yes yes yes smile ha..
Ok ..so i clicked your little link. I was distressed. I mean.. HAve you ever read Chuck P. books? Like fight club? It reminded me of parts of "Choke". Anyway.. when I was like.. um 15 I was listening to my moms conversations.. and she was talking to her cousin who works at an emergency room and they were talking about how everynight they have to pull something out of a vag or a butt. I guess frozen hotdogs were really popular.. and carrots, bottles.. and mostpopular was the hairbrush. Later I was reading statistics that said that the most popular thing for women to use was hairbrush handles.. because of thier shape. ha.. In highschool there was a girl who used to brag about Arizona Iced tea bottles.. ha. Anyway.. thats just something to think about. smile
Sep 2, 2003

More Blogs

  • 08.08.03
    7

    Friday Aug 08, 2003

    "... Watermelon..." "Huh?" "That or a panda's mischievious look... …
  • 08.06.03
    3

    Wednesday Aug 06, 2003

    To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also …
  • 08.03.03
    17

    Sunday Aug 03, 2003

    Various Haikus by Violent Tortoise Happy and Blind My eyeball is …
  • 08.02.03
    11

    Saturday Aug 02, 2003

    Eight thousand metres up, the plane is falling from the sky, Both e…
  • 07.31.03
    10

    Thursday Jul 31, 2003

    "Hoomjabah! .... he exclaimed with great relish."
  • 07.31.03
    2

    Thursday Jul 31, 2003

    Let's see... ummm.. I don't know.. crap. I've gotten into a fight wi…
  • 07.29.03
    10

    Tuesday Jul 29, 2003

    "How do you do that?" "I can do anything I want... and so can you.…
  • 07.26.03
    4

    Saturday Jul 26, 2003

    http://www.thejoyboys.com/sound/ron1.mpg This commercial has made …
  • 07.25.03
    10

    Friday Jul 25, 2003

    I walked in on two co-workers having sex today... hoo boy... it took …
  • 07.24.03
    6

    Thursday Jul 24, 2003

    Glllllluuuueee! GLLLLUUUUEEEE! Fucking zombies...

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
27
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,117,733 followers
  • 14,933,073 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,423,823 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo