Pork4Kids!
Good Christ, a talking pig endorsing children to stuff its rotting cooked innards into their mouths. What educational message does the batshit insane swine truly send?
"Hey kids, I enjoy bathing in my own waste! I've got more parasites than a public urinal! Farmers use sharp, unclean, rusty tools to rip out my spine! I'm born and raised in captivity simply to end up desolving in your stomach acids once I reach adulthood! Have fun eating large chunks of my baked flesh!"
If you click the link, you'll find all the sickly colored children being sucked into a vortex which can only be identified as the gateway to hell.
... holy crap... I'm becoming a vegan! MUST! SHOWER! BODY! AND CONSUME! MASS! QUANTITIES! OF BACON!
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Id give you some hopeless words to get all thrilled over right now, but I must RUSH *wooooooooooom*, Ill return to this later.