Saturday Aug 23, 2003

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Would you be impressed if I told you that I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue?

Pssst... just between you and me... that was one of those sexual innuendo things.
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bryn:
no no
my dreams have plenty o' wang
its just forceful but-i-dont-wanna-please-stoppit wang

i used to be able to unwrap a starburst using only my tongue.
bryn:
i can still pick my nose with my tongue.
so there.
tongue

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