violenttortoise

My First Time Being Watched

The night was dark
The moon brightly shone
My first and I were all alone

Her skin was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.

She wanted to see
She wanted to watch
She wanted to see me carress and touch

And then I decided
To go to work
And with my hands I began to jerk

She watched in silence
As I did the deed
Her eyes watching my fervent need

Then the white stuff came
It's over now
My first time ever... milking a cow.....

Two glasses of vodka later:

Natalie wants me to apply to suicide boys... but considering my penis doesn't hook to the left or is freakishly discolored and purple, I doubt I'll make it.

Oh yeah... and this. http://suicidegirls.com/members/insanesmurfette/
Dude! It's a dude!