Wow... the A's/Red Sox game is still going. These guys have been playing for four hours and twenty minutes by now.
In other news, humans can make for crappy humans.
In other news, humans can make for crappy humans.
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It's not a toomah!
Haha! Sorry, my duckies, but I just can't resist. Just remember, the only people who can make fun of the California election are Californians... like how only girls can be lesbians and the one true original gangster was Sigmund Freud. This is common sense!
In other news, life is better when you're out of debt. Lately, I've been taking care of...
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Haha! Sorry, my duckies, but I just can't resist. Just remember, the only people who can make fun of the California election are Californians... like how only girls can be lesbians and the one true original gangster was Sigmund Freud. This is common sense!
In other news, life is better when you're out of debt. Lately, I've been taking care of...
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rosalyn:
Har har, you've got a way with words.
Hey, you can't blame the royal family for being fucked up - after all, they're inbred to hell. Wait... maybe they should be blamed for that...
Hey, you can't blame the royal family for being fucked up - after all, they're inbred to hell. Wait... maybe they should be blamed for that...
rxqueen:
awwwwwwww
hehehe
yr gonna steal me & brain wash me?
how illegal!!
I've totally stopped paying attention to yr peoples election bullplop. it gives me vertigo.
hehehe
yr gonna steal me & brain wash me?
how illegal!!
I've totally stopped paying attention to yr peoples election bullplop. it gives me vertigo.
"SOMEONE JUST PLEASE FEED ME! I'M NOT TOO SEXY FOR DAY OLD BAGELS I'LL EAT ANYTHING!"
-Right Said Fred
You know...
...this guy.
Oh yes, and please turn off the internet.
-Right Said Fred
You know...
...this guy.
Oh yes, and please turn off the internet.
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lucia:
hahaaha
yes, i am a very randy girl so my profile is FULL of sexiness.
yes, i am a very randy girl so my profile is FULL of sexiness.
rxqueen:
see, you said "everyone on sg forgot about me"
and like...looooooooooook at all the pink posts you got.
anyways cupcake.
you should email me with yr new email unless you got the pw to the old email.
lalalove you.
xoxo
and like...looooooooooook at all the pink posts you got.
anyways cupcake.
you should email me with yr new email unless you got the pw to the old email.
lalalove you.
xoxo
Ugh, this site bores me. I'm going to do something fun, like chase anybody carrying a Harry Potter book around with a bamboo stick. Hell, screw the Harry Potter part, I'll just chase people at random.
rxqueen:
i know yr a sucker for the ladies with the short hair.
http://suicidegirls.com/members/audio/
i hear shes going to be a lg soon
http://suicidegirls.com/members/audio/
i hear shes going to be a lg soon
rxqueen:
*waves*
yr weird.
i miss you.
yr weird.
i miss you.
Wait a tick... my account doesn't expire for another month. Well.. might as well just wait and look at this naked ladies with their nakedness.
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rxqueen:
aww look at you being all 19 now and stuff 
so, are you gonna be a hooker for halloween or what?
so, are you gonna be a hooker for halloween or what?
bryn:
you mutinous wally!
you want ta see me nekkid after deserting?!?!
well...ok.
just this once.
and dont tell anyone.
shh.
you want ta see me nekkid after deserting?!?!
well...ok.
just this once.
and dont tell anyone.
shh.
Well, folks, I can't say that I didn't try. But I can't say that I was successful, can I?
After a good amount of deliberation, I've decided that my run on Suicide Girls should end.
Yes, this is the last journal entry. Yes, yes, I can hear your sighs of relief.
I just didn't fit in here, as I've never fit in anywhere else. I'm...
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After a good amount of deliberation, I've decided that my run on Suicide Girls should end.
Yes, this is the last journal entry. Yes, yes, I can hear your sighs of relief.
I just didn't fit in here, as I've never fit in anywhere else. I'm...
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thecowboy:
...dude...no way...i think ive only contacted you like once or twice...well good luck out there, friend...keep keep truckin...good stuff...
sarc:
It's a lonely day on SG when my homies start dropping like flies... 
Good luck with the future, brother.
Good luck with the future, brother.
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
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monica:
i'm in the mood to ravish someone
nixon:
I never thought of adding myself to my friends list.
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks
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Message from Willem:
Keep being a dick to people on the site, your ass will be booted pretty
fast. Gurantee it.
Awww... nobody likes dick these days. If I keep getting turned down like this, I'm going to curl up and die of...
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- Mel Brooks
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Message from Willem:
Keep being a dick to people on the site, your ass will be booted pretty
fast. Gurantee it.
Awww... nobody likes dick these days. If I keep getting turned down like this, I'm going to curl up and die of...
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tiamat:
*giggle*
bryn:
will you pleeeeease? i cant handle this no more
I'm in a weird mood.... I feel kind of like this:
YO NIGGA I ATE YO' FAMILY!
Yea! This nigga think we hoez or somethin' my nigga...
Sheeeit, man what the... lemme talk to the mo'fucca
How hard we really mo'fuccin is in this biaaaatch... nah'm sayin?
Fuck nigga... sheit man, ole punk ass kids, we out the club nigga...
That don't mean nuthin nigga!...
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YO NIGGA I ATE YO' FAMILY!
Yea! This nigga think we hoez or somethin' my nigga...
Sheeeit, man what the... lemme talk to the mo'fucca
How hard we really mo'fuccin is in this biaaaatch... nah'm sayin?
Fuck nigga... sheit man, ole punk ass kids, we out the club nigga...
That don't mean nuthin nigga!...
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rxqueen:
dude, our journals match. heh!
anyways, i'm home. and sick (stilllllllll/again).
so get yr ass on AIM.
anyways, i'm home. and sick (stilllllllll/again).
so get yr ass on AIM.
quinne:
ugh .... you 
that comment in my journal wasnt necessary
that comment in my journal wasnt necessary
I can almost feel your disinterest in the trifling details of what I named after three hours of intense deliberation me. So Ill cut out the small talk to head straight to another waste of web-space on the information super galaxy cyber express highway.
http://arsamatoria.tabletsofdestiny.com/
Lets talk about me, ladies. Now, when I read about Mighty Morphin Power Rangers romance, I think "I can almost...
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http://arsamatoria.tabletsofdestiny.com/
Lets talk about me, ladies. Now, when I read about Mighty Morphin Power Rangers romance, I think "I can almost...
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stina:
i refuse to be tricked into clicking on your links anymore.
pihka:
Hee hee...not ALL Finnish expressions are compressed in one word only...although generally Finnish does take less space, word-wise, than English.
Welcome to college, Joshua. Now... prepare for your doooooooom!
My new teachers have the same amount of mercy as a Japanese interment camp.... WHICH IS AN IRONIC METAPHOR TO USE BECUZ THAT'S WHAT WE"rE STUDGYING!. It's the second week and I already feel like my threshold for pain/homework has been... well... thresholdeded. Yesterday was one long torture session with brief bathroom breaks and doublemint gum...
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My new teachers have the same amount of mercy as a Japanese interment camp.... WHICH IS AN IRONIC METAPHOR TO USE BECUZ THAT'S WHAT WE"rE STUDGYING!. It's the second week and I already feel like my threshold for pain/homework has been... well... thresholdeded. Yesterday was one long torture session with brief bathroom breaks and doublemint gum...
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ABOUT YRSELF, DAMN IT!
like you were suppoesd to do however long ago...
*shakes fist*
all i'm sayin' pretty baby
lalalove ya
don't mean maybe
we're gonna be the most rockin roommates ever.
now get online so i can harass you.