Things are quiet everywhere today. So I now declare today PENIS AWARENESS DAY!
If the next 24hrs goes well it may have to last all week. But I can't last all week so go somewhere else.
Get another vagina. Those damn things never quit



There you go. You now have all the necessary information to go out into the world and make informed decisions. Because the next penis you get may be the last penis you will have for the rest of your life. Seriously. Think about it..... scary isn't it! And remember what I always say; girls that say size doesn't matter date men with tiny wieners. Want to know how I know:
If the next 24hrs goes well it may have to last all week. But I can't last all week so go somewhere else.
Get another vagina. Those damn things never quit




There you go. You now have all the necessary information to go out into the world and make informed decisions. Because the next penis you get may be the last penis you will have for the rest of your life. Seriously. Think about it..... scary isn't it! And remember what I always say; girls that say size doesn't matter date men with tiny wieners. Want to know how I know:
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haha yea our boobs and our butts love each other. she butt texts me all the time. lol
ooh i want!!