I have the most awesome wife in the world.
So she is going to Florida in Feb on a family reunion Disney trip. I cant handle those types of crowds so I get to stay home alone for that week. My wife then asks me if I wanted to invite Amanda (my AK gf) to come down for that week! Now that is pretty bad ass in itself. But the very annoying real world interfered yet again in my life and A couldnt make it with work/kids/life. I tell Laura that A cant make it and she gives me a hug and tells me she is sorry that Amanda couldnt come down.
That is just ridiculous! Whose wife is that awesome? Maybe Design_punk but that is it
So then we are watching Spartacus later on and she turns to me during one of the slave girl scenes and says to me 'Why don't we have one of those?'
Why don't we have one of those? People actually do these things - I know that. We are an attractive couple, financially well off, you get to live in a nice serene house, nice people, no responsibiliities, get to escape into a fantasy world for a while.... Yup. You could see my wheels turning. LOL
His and her matching nunchucks I made. As I told my wife; now you can see why I didnt have a girlfriend in high school. But I am working on adding Nunchucks to my list of Skills.
Hahahaha. Here is a funny one! I just made a batch of cannabutter cupcakes and Dusk of course steals one at the first opportunity. Here is what a stoned Bloodhound looks like. It looks a lot like a sober Bloodhound.
So, um.... yeah. If anyone wants a week of porn star sex and smoking weed let me know. But you have to take the Bloodhounds home with you.


So she is going to Florida in Feb on a family reunion Disney trip. I cant handle those types of crowds so I get to stay home alone for that week. My wife then asks me if I wanted to invite Amanda (my AK gf) to come down for that week! Now that is pretty bad ass in itself. But the very annoying real world interfered yet again in my life and A couldnt make it with work/kids/life. I tell Laura that A cant make it and she gives me a hug and tells me she is sorry that Amanda couldnt come down.

That is just ridiculous! Whose wife is that awesome? Maybe Design_punk but that is it


So then we are watching Spartacus later on and she turns to me during one of the slave girl scenes and says to me 'Why don't we have one of those?'

His and her matching nunchucks I made. As I told my wife; now you can see why I didnt have a girlfriend in high school. But I am working on adding Nunchucks to my list of Skills.

Hahahaha. Here is a funny one! I just made a batch of cannabutter cupcakes and Dusk of course steals one at the first opportunity. Here is what a stoned Bloodhound looks like. It looks a lot like a sober Bloodhound.

So, um.... yeah. If anyone wants a week of porn star sex and smoking weed let me know. But you have to take the Bloodhounds home with you.

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kas:
he is a hiliarious little brat, he squeals when he doesnt get his way, much more social with Rob and I , still wary of strangers, but loves hanging out with the chickens and cats and dog, they roam around in a big pack in the back yard lol
cadavre:
you just like that my ass is all over the place in it