The Perfect Girl
Laying next to me on the floor you pay me no attention because your guild is on yet another raid.
Every Wednesday instead of cooking me dinner you are purchasing your pull list from the comic book shop.
Right in front of me you flirt with the gamestop geeks because you know it is the only female attention they ever get.
You are the local princess of nerdom. Geeks, gamers and fan boys all have a crush on you.
You laugh at me as I roll a 7 because you wouldnt lend me your crystal d20.
You dont talk to me for hours as we lay in the dark and listen to music.
You pull out your vibrator because I cant meet your sexual needs.
You tell me the same story, again, because the pot always makes you adorable and forgetful.
Girls ignore me to flirt with you.
You cuss at me and yell at the monitor because some newb just pwnd you.
You bruise me as you wrestle to try and get on top.
You complain about being chilly but you wear only your underwear as soon as you get home.
Your addiction to Hentai porn frightens me.
All of your heroes are fictional characters.
You cry in the movies when the monster is killed.
We have to go back because you forgot your knife.
You get mad at customer service because the ping rate came back less then what you ordered.
You leave the sink a mess every time you dye your hair another crazy color.
You steal the tv remote batteries to operate your toys.
You tell me you wish I had a body like Urijah Faber.
You let your hand drift to my belt buckle while asking me to buy you another useless collectible.
I wake up alone to find you chatting on the internet.
I have to hurry or Ill miss the costume parade at comicon.
You cheat and kill my respawns every time I get up and go to the bathroom.
You are unimpressed when I am excited about reaching level 40.
I ask you if my other girlfriend can move in with us and you actually consider it.
You ask me why we dont have anal more often.
You think it is cute when I refer to you as my dirty little whore.
You think it is hot that I am an asshole.
More people know you by your gamertag then your real name.
You trust me when I say here take this.
You plan your outfits around me taking them off of you.
Your friends know way too much about our sex life.
Your idea of planning is a zombie escape route.
Laying next to me on the floor you pay me no attention because your guild is on yet another raid.
Every Wednesday instead of cooking me dinner you are purchasing your pull list from the comic book shop.
Right in front of me you flirt with the gamestop geeks because you know it is the only female attention they ever get.
You are the local princess of nerdom. Geeks, gamers and fan boys all have a crush on you.
You laugh at me as I roll a 7 because you wouldnt lend me your crystal d20.
You dont talk to me for hours as we lay in the dark and listen to music.
You pull out your vibrator because I cant meet your sexual needs.
You tell me the same story, again, because the pot always makes you adorable and forgetful.
Girls ignore me to flirt with you.
You cuss at me and yell at the monitor because some newb just pwnd you.
You bruise me as you wrestle to try and get on top.
You complain about being chilly but you wear only your underwear as soon as you get home.
Your addiction to Hentai porn frightens me.
All of your heroes are fictional characters.
You cry in the movies when the monster is killed.
We have to go back because you forgot your knife.
You get mad at customer service because the ping rate came back less then what you ordered.
You leave the sink a mess every time you dye your hair another crazy color.
You steal the tv remote batteries to operate your toys.
You tell me you wish I had a body like Urijah Faber.
You let your hand drift to my belt buckle while asking me to buy you another useless collectible.
I wake up alone to find you chatting on the internet.
I have to hurry or Ill miss the costume parade at comicon.
You cheat and kill my respawns every time I get up and go to the bathroom.
You are unimpressed when I am excited about reaching level 40.
I ask you if my other girlfriend can move in with us and you actually consider it.
You ask me why we dont have anal more often.
You think it is cute when I refer to you as my dirty little whore.
You think it is hot that I am an asshole.
More people know you by your gamertag then your real name.
You trust me when I say here take this.
You plan your outfits around me taking them off of you.
Your friends know way too much about our sex life.
Your idea of planning is a zombie escape route.
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amarena:
Awww, thanks hun. I am a sucker for puppy licks. And one from you is even better. 
bambit:
Wow, you aren't picky, are you? 