violentity

So yeah, last night I went and finally could afford some glasses. I went, got my eyes checked out, and all that shit you have to do, with the little puff of air that they shoot into your eye and all, and they said it'd take two hours for them to make my lenses and everything. So during those two hours, my friends and I began to play video games, and each time one of us died we'd take a shot of vodka. Needless to say, we got drunk pretty quick. I went back to the mall- driven by a designated driver mind you, and stumbled in to pick up my glasses. Once I put my glasses on, I was amazed at how much better I could see, it was fuckin rediculous! I was like, no wonder i couldn't ever tell the difference between HI DEF tv and standard tv.... I could actually see across the room with clear and sharp vision, and it totally made my night... then we went back home and got way more drunk... I had a blast. I killed off 90% of the fifth of vodka in the hours of 5pm to 10pm.... No vomiting, no hangover, I am right as rain. I kick ass.

PS: The party I threw was a White Trash vs High Class theme.... I was pretty trashy.