Semi crappy day. Back to work, taking medicine that I can't drink for 7 days or evil side effects, haven't gotten any in 4 months and starting to feel it. Tired of having conversation all day with soon to be married co worker about wedding details and other mindless drivel.
Which reminds me - has anyone read the book Mindless Drivel I think it is by Steve Martin. He's actually a pretty good writer.
Week, please start looking up, send some interesting people my way, and help me forget about my friend in San Jose.
A pirates always good for a laugh.
Which reminds me - has anyone read the book Mindless Drivel I think it is by Steve Martin. He's actually a pretty good writer.
Week, please start looking up, send some interesting people my way, and help me forget about my friend in San Jose.
A pirates always good for a laugh.VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
"Hi. I'm a divorced woman. I'm not looking for any male company for more than a night or two or 4 a week. And I havent had sex in 4 months. What are you drinkin?"
In a man's brain, here's what he is thinking:
That's a butter churn. Point is, you get to set the rules.
On the other topic, women getting prepped for marriage should all be exiled to a remote island for 3 months prior to wedding - they are insane. This is the culmination of like every childhood wacko dream.
Truth is, somewhere between the ceremony, trying to please their grumpy aunt at table 14 who thinks the music is too loud, and the 2 dances with Dad, the wedding will seem like the fastest 15 minutes ever.
But I hope your medication week goes fast!
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