Lookin' for another job. I think that the Nazi is more like Grendel. I'm the 3rd ashitsant in a year and I'm sure I won't be the last.
Made an ass of myself by kissing one of my residents on the mouth. I cannot do the Euro kiss, I just can't. Bulgarian Ambassador turned his head at the last minute and I nailed him on the mouth in front of his wife. I swear I'm the dorkiest chick in America.
Fun weekend, read books out loud in bed, had end of the world lovin', and lots of easy skankin. Getting ready to move next weekend. Yay!
Thinkin' about getting a tattoo after my divorce is final (May 31st is the big day - ink drying party in my future) Thinkin' about running for president or at least city council, not really but I am thinking about joining the international group so I can hang out on the ritz rooftop and score free drinks and practice shaming myself further with the euro kiss. I think my time here might almost be done, maybe I'll have to do some good bye pictures.
I'll spank everyone's buns good!
Made an ass of myself by kissing one of my residents on the mouth. I cannot do the Euro kiss, I just can't. Bulgarian Ambassador turned his head at the last minute and I nailed him on the mouth in front of his wife. I swear I'm the dorkiest chick in America.
Fun weekend, read books out loud in bed, had end of the world lovin', and lots of easy skankin. Getting ready to move next weekend. Yay!
Thinkin' about getting a tattoo after my divorce is final (May 31st is the big day - ink drying party in my future) Thinkin' about running for president or at least city council, not really but I am thinking about joining the international group so I can hang out on the ritz rooftop and score free drinks and practice shaming myself further with the euro kiss. I think my time here might almost be done, maybe I'll have to do some good bye pictures.
I'll spank everyone's buns good!
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Excellent, I look forward to it.