How clean is your dinner?
Cuz mine was cleeean. I had a big heap of white rice, and some white fish which I steamed until it was all flaky, with some spring onions, garlic, lime juice and just a little soy, and a sprig of coriander at the end. Fuck. I'd almost say it was pornographically good, but porn is dirty and my dinner was not.
Cock is the way forward!
That was the quote of my week. If it sounds a little incongruous, let me provide the context:
Hannah: [by text] OMG there's a woman in Safeways with swastika earrings
Alexina: [by text] Bet she was a lesbian too - cock is the way forward, see?
There, does that make sense now?
Blog A / Blog B
What I feel is that I have basically 2 blogs which I periodically rotate.
Blog A: "I'm so alienated, why does no-one understand me / want to be around me / leave me alone?"
Blog B: "Oh my god I'm so busy, how am I going to do everything there's not enough TIME in the world!"
This is Blog B. Although I didn't make any resolutions this year, I am determined to significantly improve literary output - and also be more sociable. Not sure how both of these can be achieved. Well I am, but obviously it means the day job has to go.
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Cuz mine was cleeean. I had a big heap of white rice, and some white fish which I steamed until it was all flaky, with some spring onions, garlic, lime juice and just a little soy, and a sprig of coriander at the end. Fuck. I'd almost say it was pornographically good, but porn is dirty and my dinner was not.
Cock is the way forward!
That was the quote of my week. If it sounds a little incongruous, let me provide the context:
Hannah: [by text] OMG there's a woman in Safeways with swastika earrings
Alexina: [by text] Bet she was a lesbian too - cock is the way forward, see?
There, does that make sense now?
Blog A / Blog B
What I feel is that I have basically 2 blogs which I periodically rotate.
Blog A: "I'm so alienated, why does no-one understand me / want to be around me / leave me alone?"
Blog B: "Oh my god I'm so busy, how am I going to do everything there's not enough TIME in the world!"
This is Blog B. Although I didn't make any resolutions this year, I am determined to significantly improve literary output - and also be more sociable. Not sure how both of these can be achieved. Well I am, but obviously it means the day job has to go.
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