Ah, the conversations one sometimes has to have with one's flatmate.
"Um, I think I might have broken your toaster."
"Um, can you, like, empty the bins now and then?"
"Um, I'm going to be shooting naked pictures of myself in the lounge tonight, is that ok?"
I took Em a glass of champagne and mentioned that I was taking doing a bit of a photoshoot in our front room.
"What kind of photos?" (Eyebrow tastefully raised.)
"Well, it's..for Suicidegirls."
"So this is an indication I should probably not enter the lounge?"
"Well..."
"OK, enough, I'm blushing already. Uh, are you going to be doing things with champagne then?"
"Well...you know, the champagne's going to feature. I wouldn't say I was going to be *doing things* with it."
"Hkhm. Cheers then!"
As it happens the shoot didn't really come off. I thought the red stripper dress I bought on ebay would be funny, but I'm afraid I just looked like a cheap ho'.
I think I might have to accept that I'm not a great photographer. I feel like I could take pictures of other people, with the help of my mischeivous little lover the Canon Pro 1. Just not of myself!
Here I am back in my day wear.
Look at it this way. All else can fail, but at least I have fantastic shoes.
Technically you know, this means I should get rid of my camera. NO! There must be a use for it. Please do share any ideas you might have for proper productive things I can do with a professional standard camera. So far I've got taking pictures of my wares for ebay. Any more?
"Um, I think I might have broken your toaster."
"Um, can you, like, empty the bins now and then?"
"Um, I'm going to be shooting naked pictures of myself in the lounge tonight, is that ok?"
I took Em a glass of champagne and mentioned that I was taking doing a bit of a photoshoot in our front room.
"What kind of photos?" (Eyebrow tastefully raised.)
"Well, it's..for Suicidegirls."
"So this is an indication I should probably not enter the lounge?"
"Well..."
"OK, enough, I'm blushing already. Uh, are you going to be doing things with champagne then?"
"Well...you know, the champagne's going to feature. I wouldn't say I was going to be *doing things* with it."
"Hkhm. Cheers then!"
As it happens the shoot didn't really come off. I thought the red stripper dress I bought on ebay would be funny, but I'm afraid I just looked like a cheap ho'.
I think I might have to accept that I'm not a great photographer. I feel like I could take pictures of other people, with the help of my mischeivous little lover the Canon Pro 1. Just not of myself!
Here I am back in my day wear.
Look at it this way. All else can fail, but at least I have fantastic shoes.
Technically you know, this means I should get rid of my camera. NO! There must be a use for it. Please do share any ideas you might have for proper productive things I can do with a professional standard camera. So far I've got taking pictures of my wares for ebay. Any more?
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mjh76:
Stella???
zooxanthelle:
JESUS CHRIST I NEED THOSE SHOES. NOW GIVE THEM TO MEEEEEEE.