Walk into the jaws of Hell... the world, bad strippers, and booze.
To give you just a quick look at what's going on in the world...
High explosives 'missing in Iraq'
Ok, now you make us go to war to find these types of weapons... find not a one... then come to find out that for the second time in as many decades we have given the oppisition ammunition, smart.
Now, I'm from Arkansas and I don't care if your left, right, in the middle, or on your knees... Bill Clinton was an amazing president, who spoke so well he could talk a nun into giving him a hand job. And even though he's still a little tired,(wouldn't you be, if you had 900 spears thrown at you a day) Bill is still showing that he call the shots... I think Clinton should be the Ambassador to the UN, because... dammit, people like Bill, he got caught with his pants down... who hasn't?
Anyway, I have the unfortunate task to tell you about a bad stripper experience... Party on friday, I was told there would be five strippers at a party where you didn't have to bring your own because the entire bar was free... what ever the hell you wanted! It was great! I had pretty much a sample of everything that night but the sad part of all of this was the strippers.
First the come out, dancing to "what it's like" by everlast half way through it and there are now only three strippers... I've lost two somewhere. Another thing that was mind boogling was that two of them didn't actually strip... not one piece of cloth hit the floor; one of them tried,but one to a room is not that economical. So... then.... the song ends... and so do the strippers. What the F*^K? Half a song, I'm glad I'm not paying for these ladies. Biggest disappointment: drunk, stoned, and no titties rubbed in my face. Then to top it off they came back an hour later danced for a song and a half, packed their shit and went to the house...
VODKA IS STILL NUMBER ONE!
LISTEN TO BLACK SABBATH.
For now the big grey guy will be my poster boy... the money for the camera was spent on Mary Jane, she is expensive to take on a date, but photo should be up soon... but I don't even know if anyone is really reading this... I can't belive I am... Goodnight and vote, I don't care who.
To give you just a quick look at what's going on in the world...
High explosives 'missing in Iraq'
Ok, now you make us go to war to find these types of weapons... find not a one... then come to find out that for the second time in as many decades we have given the oppisition ammunition, smart.
Now, I'm from Arkansas and I don't care if your left, right, in the middle, or on your knees... Bill Clinton was an amazing president, who spoke so well he could talk a nun into giving him a hand job. And even though he's still a little tired,(wouldn't you be, if you had 900 spears thrown at you a day) Bill is still showing that he call the shots... I think Clinton should be the Ambassador to the UN, because... dammit, people like Bill, he got caught with his pants down... who hasn't?
Anyway, I have the unfortunate task to tell you about a bad stripper experience... Party on friday, I was told there would be five strippers at a party where you didn't have to bring your own because the entire bar was free... what ever the hell you wanted! It was great! I had pretty much a sample of everything that night but the sad part of all of this was the strippers.
First the come out, dancing to "what it's like" by everlast half way through it and there are now only three strippers... I've lost two somewhere. Another thing that was mind boogling was that two of them didn't actually strip... not one piece of cloth hit the floor; one of them tried,but one to a room is not that economical. So... then.... the song ends... and so do the strippers. What the F*^K? Half a song, I'm glad I'm not paying for these ladies. Biggest disappointment: drunk, stoned, and no titties rubbed in my face. Then to top it off they came back an hour later danced for a song and a half, packed their shit and went to the house...
VODKA IS STILL NUMBER ONE!
LISTEN TO BLACK SABBATH.
For now the big grey guy will be my poster boy... the money for the camera was spent on Mary Jane, she is expensive to take on a date, but photo should be up soon... but I don't even know if anyone is really reading this... I can't belive I am... Goodnight and vote, I don't care who.