did you know that when a woman says "you don't have to get me anything for my birthday" she's really saying " I fucking dare you not to get me anything for my birthday"
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katierose:
yah i survived the flood of 05! ha ha now i have been through 3 natural disasters- flood, hurricane, and earthquake...one day i hope to see a twister! how was everything where you are at? probably doesn't matter as long as you got your girl a gift 
make sure to tell her- her ass looks good as well 
make sure to tell her- her ass looks good as well 
lackluster:
hahahahaha you asshole.