It all started around the middle of March, when it seemed the rain had
decided to stay forever. I think what we noticed first was the sudden
absence of birds, which lent an eerie silence to the trees. The
neighborhood cats were next, all of them. Something had eaten them alive,
leaving nothing but bits of fur and bone. We all thought that maybe a...
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decided to stay forever. I think what we noticed first was the sudden
absence of birds, which lent an eerie silence to the trees. The
neighborhood cats were next, all of them. Something had eaten them alive,
leaving nothing but bits of fur and bone. We all thought that maybe a...
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cathedra:
awwww thanks for the encouragement. i really apprecaite it Vim 
tigerangel:
He looks just like you. Big head. Big body. 
censored: you have no idea how much a big rock hard giant body turns me on.
moldycheddar: ....
censored: i want to tak eyou bak to my room and strip you down and crawl all over that big beautiful body of yours.
moldycheddar: ....
moldycheddar: Vim is actually kinda chubby right now...
moldycheddar: and who is this anyway?
moldycheddar: perv!!!
censored: i know you from...
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hungarian:
(clapping) bravo
obsidity:
Holy crap that's funny.
HA-CHOO!!!
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tuffyluffaguss:
Allergies huh? Pobrecito 
xgenehawk:
i hope it is not avian flu
hey did I ever tell you guys the story about the opium suppositories, the giant pink stuffed pegasus, and the crazy naked techno dancing with all the windows open?......
actually nevermind.
actually nevermind.
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tigerangel:
I am assuming there is a video of said situation somewhere on the 'net that you are trying to eradicate?
thenewmexican:
so did you want me to look for your size in those black/red sleeves when i head to amsterdam? (if they are cheeper then the the ones from jackals -being that the rehband is swedish-)
maple glazed, cedar plank salmon with warm, roasted corn and black bean salsa...fresh lemon basil pesto orzo salad with feta and toasted pinenuts...grilled and chilled asparagus with caramelized red onions, goat cheese, and a balsalmic reduction...an '02 Cloudy Bay sauv' blanc...a magnum of J sparkling...
man...what ever happened to stale chips and Natty Ice?
man...what ever happened to stale chips and Natty Ice?
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strongbhoy:
I usually go for option #2 seeing how I can't cook to save my life.
xgenehawk:
all right dude, i got to ask, are you a gigolo with some rich woman paying you to cook all these fancy dinners ??
I was in such an exhausted, allergic delerium this morning I actually made a pass across my left eyebrow with my razor while shaving....what...the...fuck?!?
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kayliane:
yep, it was an excellent book. Can't wait to read the second, just in case I ever have five seconds to myself....
xgenehawk:
did you shave the right one to make it even ?
a bottle of '98 Dom.... a 7oz tin of Tsar Nicoulai Osetra...Pt. Reyes Blue and fuji apple bruschetta...and a seared ahi tuna salad nicoise, with fingerling potato salad...all brought to the table by several super-hot, naked waitresses who were TOTALLY flirting with me...at least thats the way I like to remember it.
I love bringin' the Spring in.
I love bringin' the Spring in.
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thenewmexican:
you know we weren't naked. fuck dude, bad images you know... not cool
nimhly:
you makin fun o my car? are YOU making fun o MY car?!
come say it to my face.
naked, preferably.
come say it to my face.
naked, preferably.
kids change everything....
so my buddy Sean and I are driving to the gym for a hardcore day of squats and deadlifts...on the way, we drive past an open field and I point out the window and say:
"look...horsies!!!"
so my buddy Sean and I are driving to the gym for a hardcore day of squats and deadlifts...on the way, we drive past an open field and I point out the window and say:
"look...horsies!!!"
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tuffyluffaguss:
uh huh. Promises Promises.
rabidbuttons:
lolol...ok I did the "Look Daddy cows!" I thought my husband was gonna hurt himself laughing... 
maple glazed, grilled cedar plank salmon...marinated, grilled flank steak with a lime-chipotle sauce...grilled leg of lamb with jalapeno mint jelly....cilantro lime grilled potato salad....lots of charcoal, mojitos, good friends, and a hot jacuzzi.
yet another night...of meat and potatoes.
\\m/
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user209834982:
mmm, steak.
tuffyluffaguss:
drool...
I wish I could send you the rest of the pics but they get a little racy and I know Ammo wouldnt approve of me sharing. Sorry
I wish I could send you the rest of the pics but they get a little racy
and I know Ammo wouldnt approve of me sharing. Sorry no there's not a fucking squirrel crawling down the back of my shirt...I just really need someone to shave my neck.
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thenewmexican:
the sleeves just came in! i took them out for a walk and enjoyed them so far BUT a seam on the backside of one of them is coming undone... fuckity fucking fuck 
thorr74:
so, just curious....how many pounds have you put on to compete in strongman?
This isn't an insulting question...I know guys seem to put on some fat too.
how about you?
This isn't an insulting question...I know guys seem to put on some fat too.
how about you?
yesterday we had our 1st day of sunshine in what seems like forever...I planted all my dahlias and tulips, filled the hummingbird feeder...then flipped my 700lb tire up and down the street.
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bygbadwulf:
dude, I gotta ask, where'd you get the tire? I need one. On a semi-related note, sledgehammer swinging is fun too 
don't you just love jacuzzin' in the rain with hot nekkid chicks, sippin' rum & cokes outta Spongebob sippy-cups???
totally huh.
and here I was worried the joys of Spring would never come.
totally huh.
and here I was worried the joys of Spring would never come.
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dreamarie:
happy birthday
mrzablowdowski:
Happy birthday
and congratulations on son of Vim.
If'n ever my tractor tires,
I'll be call'n for a lift.
Truss me.
and congratulations on son of Vim.
If'n ever my tractor tires,
I'll be call'n for a lift.
Truss me.