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so whats the deal with second cousins anyway?...'cuz all mine are like, really freaking hot, and I need to know whether or not I should feel dirty and ashamed when I find myself scopin' their tight lil' Tennessee onions next week.

I know I've said this before, but seriously, the tanning salon is like, the last place you wanna run into one of your buddies....its like, what do you say?!?!

HAHA!!!...FANCY-LAD!!!

isn't it totally weird...how Champagne, tastes like 100 times better when licked from the breasts of a beautiful woman?

so if you saw me this morning...dancing crazy on my desk to whacky techno-euro-trance-dance, wearing nothing but a bright yellow under-the-butt-nut-hut and a cowboy hat , would you run.....or jump up and join me??



Happy Friday!!!

Hell from beneath is moved for thee to meet thee at thy coming: it stirreth up the dead for thee, even all the chief ones of the earth; it hath raised up from their thrones all the kings of the nations. All they shall speak and say unto thee, Art thou also become weak as we? art thou become like unto us? Thy pomp is...
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chicken tagine with honey and apricots...spiced lamb kebabs with a lemony tzatziki...grilled cinnamon & clove prawns...fennel, roasted red pepper, and garlic couscous...Vims grilled flatbread...lemon & cilantro olives...and hot, naked Moroccan chicks

nothing welcomes in the Summer quite like an uncle Vim's Moroccan barbecue.

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ok...so why didn't anyone come over and beat my ass for having that ultra-gay profile pic when I joined this site?!?!



what...a...dork.

anyone wanna trade lunches today?

I'm tired of raw veggies and meat cookies.

never...ever...EVER...E V E R...feed your dog yogurt.

....believe me...your carpet will thank you...as will your laundry you left on the floor, the book you're currently reading, your Egyptian cotton sheets, your kitchen tile floor, your lawn, your garden, your patio, your entry hall...

honey, we're gonna need more Febreze.