Monday AM...
Hey y'all... we are going to leave this one up for a while... typical Monday, coffee with perhaps an apple fritter... write the daughter a letter, and then back to the apartment for some cleaning...
Sunday AM:
...do you have cyclists in your neck of the woods? you know, the neon glow in the morning and the unrelentless filling of water bottles? this sounds like an add for a pest control, doesnt it....
1. Should neon colors (being worn on the body) be outlawed before 12:00 noon?
2. (This is easy) Should spandex riding shorts be outlawed on anyone that would produce a roll of fat outside the elastic banding?
3. Do you enjoy sitting there reading your (insert reading material here) only to look up and see a hairy sweaty bearded smile just inches away from where you are?
1. No... they are easier for snipers to hit if they glow. (just kidding, but you can just feel the sentimentallity here, cant you?)
2. Yes, sporting goods stores need to have a fat caliper device behind the counter to measure whether you roll in or out of those shorts.
3. Is he cute?
(just kidding there as well) In my case, is she just hairy?
Love you all... even you neon wearing hairy people....
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Hey y'all... we are going to leave this one up for a while... typical Monday, coffee with perhaps an apple fritter... write the daughter a letter, and then back to the apartment for some cleaning...
Sunday AM:
...do you have cyclists in your neck of the woods? you know, the neon glow in the morning and the unrelentless filling of water bottles? this sounds like an add for a pest control, doesnt it....
1. Should neon colors (being worn on the body) be outlawed before 12:00 noon?
2. (This is easy) Should spandex riding shorts be outlawed on anyone that would produce a roll of fat outside the elastic banding?
3. Do you enjoy sitting there reading your (insert reading material here) only to look up and see a hairy sweaty bearded smile just inches away from where you are?
1. No... they are easier for snipers to hit if they glow. (just kidding, but you can just feel the sentimentallity here, cant you?)
2. Yes, sporting goods stores need to have a fat caliper device behind the counter to measure whether you roll in or out of those shorts.
3. Is he cute?
(just kidding there as well) In my case, is she just hairy?
Love you all... even you neon wearing hairy people....
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2) spandex should be outlawed always!
3) No, I really dislike when people stare at me. It makes me paranoid.