Machete!!!
100 minutes of action, gore, mexican stereotypes, pointless female nudity, comedy, one liners and Danny Trejo!
Jeff Fahey was so badass. Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba made the screen sizzle, yum yum. Robert De Niro was a natural at the comedy. Don Johnson too cool for words. Lindsay Lohan she was naked for 90% of her screen time and you got to see her boobs, a nice set too bad shes a walking disaster nowadays. Cheech was good ol' Cheech but the real surpise for me was Steven Seagal! Yes Steven Seagal who hasnt made a good film in forever was actually pretty sweet in this, he was a great cartoonish villian!
If you loved Planet Terror you will love Machete and if you didnt love Planet Terror well your stupid and I hate you (just kidding)
My car and my computer are the fringes of being dead and broken, pray that they last a while longer for me.
Momento Machina Mori
I miss hearing from all the beautiful sexy ladies on here and everybody else!
Thats all for now, I leave you with MATH (The band)
100 minutes of action, gore, mexican stereotypes, pointless female nudity, comedy, one liners and Danny Trejo!
Jeff Fahey was so badass. Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba made the screen sizzle, yum yum. Robert De Niro was a natural at the comedy. Don Johnson too cool for words. Lindsay Lohan she was naked for 90% of her screen time and you got to see her boobs, a nice set too bad shes a walking disaster nowadays. Cheech was good ol' Cheech but the real surpise for me was Steven Seagal! Yes Steven Seagal who hasnt made a good film in forever was actually pretty sweet in this, he was a great cartoonish villian!
If you loved Planet Terror you will love Machete and if you didnt love Planet Terror well your stupid and I hate you (just kidding)
My car and my computer are the fringes of being dead and broken, pray that they last a while longer for me.
Momento Machina Mori
I miss hearing from all the beautiful sexy ladies on here and everybody else!
Thats all for now, I leave you with MATH (The band)
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
vide0dr0me:
Yes the intestine was pure Rodriguez craziness. Jessica Alba your right is just a hot body and not much else.
scandal_:
Yes! With this many responses I'm going to have a hell of a short story to write 