Tonight was my boyfriend's twenty-first birthday!
I had two kamikazes and my first ever cosmo.
I am sticking with kamikazes.
Then we got mexican food and I dropped my entire quesadilla on the floor like a dumbass, but it really wasn't dirty at all so I ate it anyways. But it was one of the more embarrassing things I've done. Not the eating, but the dropping. Though the truth is that I regularly drop food items while sober and then eat them anyways, so I guess that life is still good.
Otherwise, I had a good night getting drunk and obnoxious, something I rarely do anymore.
Also, my elbow smells like strippers somehow.
-Vidalia
I had two kamikazes and my first ever cosmo.
I am sticking with kamikazes.
Then we got mexican food and I dropped my entire quesadilla on the floor like a dumbass, but it really wasn't dirty at all so I ate it anyways. But it was one of the more embarrassing things I've done. Not the eating, but the dropping. Though the truth is that I regularly drop food items while sober and then eat them anyways, so I guess that life is still good.
Otherwise, I had a good night getting drunk and obnoxious, something I rarely do anymore.
Also, my elbow smells like strippers somehow.

-Vidalia
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itsybitsy:
kamikazes are totally yummy. cosmos are kinda boring...
georgeliquor:
Oh onion.