wholy crapola, soo tired, have been putting ugly stupid peoples wedding together on DVD, UGGH finally got it done! Then i went to their stupid red neck house and charged them 800 dollars. And they were like, 'oh we dont want it" and im like 'oh i was not going to just give it to you' and 'im glad someone married your stupid crosseyed bitch of a daughter'.
and then my friend becky was like(with a pretentious british accent), "
"hey vitaliy, heres' a mini dv from fucking AFRICA, how would you like to made a DVD for me?" and im like with the eyes of an impressionable youth, with a russian accent said
"OK you crazy African GUerilla Queer", and she saiys[s]
"You meant queen didnt you", and im like"
"uhhhhh, yesssss, no sir yes sir hot dog come again, no speaky english"
SOO three hours later i still cant get the cotton pickin DV to capture in premiere because i swear she made that tape with a nail and lighter, i mean thats how EVERYTHING is made in the Republic of Congo, i swear thats probably why the Hutu and the Tutsi got into all those debauchles. The Hutu probably had all the lighters, and the Tutsi had all the nails, and they were running out of children, so the next best logical thing was ..... you guessed it ... genocide!!!! But not in that nice rail car systematic and rather efficient German way of doing it, but the old fasioned way.
So my point it, in africa DV is made is some unknown vooo dooo format that takes years and years to stream accross the IEEE 1394 cable, in fact you even have to pay the boat man two pennies and an unbaptized unborn child to get the job done.
Also, flying locusts when roasted after the swarm season that happens annually in the Congo taste like bacon(no really) and go for 1250 dollars a pound in your local neighborhood five star frenchy restaurant.
How do i know this? Because its all about the money.....and getting your greedy little paws on as many nails, lighters, and unbaptized children as possible.
and then my friend becky was like(with a pretentious british accent), "
"hey vitaliy, heres' a mini dv from fucking AFRICA, how would you like to made a DVD for me?" and im like with the eyes of an impressionable youth, with a russian accent said
"OK you crazy African GUerilla Queer", and she saiys[s]
"You meant queen didnt you", and im like"
"uhhhhh, yesssss, no sir yes sir hot dog come again, no speaky english"
SOO three hours later i still cant get the cotton pickin DV to capture in premiere because i swear she made that tape with a nail and lighter, i mean thats how EVERYTHING is made in the Republic of Congo, i swear thats probably why the Hutu and the Tutsi got into all those debauchles. The Hutu probably had all the lighters, and the Tutsi had all the nails, and they were running out of children, so the next best logical thing was ..... you guessed it ... genocide!!!! But not in that nice rail car systematic and rather efficient German way of doing it, but the old fasioned way.
So my point it, in africa DV is made is some unknown vooo dooo format that takes years and years to stream accross the IEEE 1394 cable, in fact you even have to pay the boat man two pennies and an unbaptized unborn child to get the job done.
Also, flying locusts when roasted after the swarm season that happens annually in the Congo taste like bacon(no really) and go for 1250 dollars a pound in your local neighborhood five star frenchy restaurant.
How do i know this? Because its all about the money.....and getting your greedy little paws on as many nails, lighters, and unbaptized children as possible.
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The ants aren't my fault. They've been there since I moved in. Gross things... But I liked your solution. Maybe I just might...shhh!