i unfortunately am taking an online american politics class
ok this is where you give me pity
now, with pity out of the way, the following is the crazy shit that i get A's for, im not bragging
but just felt like sharing
It is ignoramic[s] to even have the audacity to ask how voter turnout can be improved. I guess the real question is, why do average hard working americans dont care about b.s.[s] that rich people who drive lotuses and bentleys carry through our electoral system and then wonder why no one really cares. Personally i think its because we dont live in a democracy, we live in a democrazy[s] a.k.a. a republic. And if some guy who has polled waay to many members of the hard working community is not getting the results that he is looking for, chances are that the politicians are not really doing all that much to make the public CARE about what is going on. How different and radical were the two presidential canidates in the previous election. While bush was a republican and that automatically carried with it a certain air of concervativism, anti choice, pro defence, pro group narcissism, etc., i could not figure out what Gores thing was and if he even had a thing. Through meticulous research i found out that Nader was the only HONORABLE choice and the other two retards were just there for the cheese and crackers. Unfortunately that election, all of the major media networks were also chillin[s] by the aurderbs and covered the two monkeys stuffing themselves with wheat biscuits and cheese. Unfortunately, when their feeding orgy was over, middle bush saw that little bush was running out of cheese and quickly helped the brother out while gore was not sure if he should concede the next cheese bowl or if the party was over and he was standing all by himself sporting a bottle of jack daniels and a bad election failure hangover.
The point of that story is that no amount of philophosizing and speculating will make people in america care about things that are worthless to them like jenniffer lopezs' love chain. I for example will watch Tom Cruises love chain when im done with this essay and then vote for the guy who does not want to rape the world if he becomes president. That is, if they let him anywhere near the cheese bowl, although the salmon is till very very nice.
ok this is where you give me pity
now, with pity out of the way, the following is the crazy shit that i get A's for, im not bragging
but just felt like sharing
It is ignoramic[s] to even have the audacity to ask how voter turnout can be improved. I guess the real question is, why do average hard working americans dont care about b.s.[s] that rich people who drive lotuses and bentleys carry through our electoral system and then wonder why no one really cares. Personally i think its because we dont live in a democracy, we live in a democrazy[s] a.k.a. a republic. And if some guy who has polled waay to many members of the hard working community is not getting the results that he is looking for, chances are that the politicians are not really doing all that much to make the public CARE about what is going on. How different and radical were the two presidential canidates in the previous election. While bush was a republican and that automatically carried with it a certain air of concervativism, anti choice, pro defence, pro group narcissism, etc., i could not figure out what Gores thing was and if he even had a thing. Through meticulous research i found out that Nader was the only HONORABLE choice and the other two retards were just there for the cheese and crackers. Unfortunately that election, all of the major media networks were also chillin[s] by the aurderbs and covered the two monkeys stuffing themselves with wheat biscuits and cheese. Unfortunately, when their feeding orgy was over, middle bush saw that little bush was running out of cheese and quickly helped the brother out while gore was not sure if he should concede the next cheese bowl or if the party was over and he was standing all by himself sporting a bottle of jack daniels and a bad election failure hangover.
The point of that story is that no amount of philophosizing and speculating will make people in america care about things that are worthless to them like jenniffer lopezs' love chain. I for example will watch Tom Cruises love chain when im done with this essay and then vote for the guy who does not want to rape the world if he becomes president. That is, if they let him anywhere near the cheese bowl, although the salmon is till very very nice.