vickyknockers

Solid Gold is my new favourite past time.
Strippers totally want me...
maybe just my money?
I'll just say they want my hot body

I am entirely broken pieces.
All these shards of broken glass amaze me.
These pieces of my puzzle all lay before me.
Who knew so little could become so much?

All of them are fragmented.
For the life of me, I cannot properly fit them back together.
For the life of me, I cannot begin to understand this mess.

I have lost a few pieces....
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Bulk barn is awesome.
I recently ate an entire bag of gummy teeth...
I think I may be dying, I certainly feel that way.

Vicky's Buffy marathone shall continue.

Blood Diamond was an amazing movie.
It's reality, although it's a reality that most of us will never see.
I always wish to make a major difference in the world after seeing a film like that, but like the typical american stereotype, I return to my daily life, still craving the diamonds that many have died in the hunt to retrieve.
I wish I was...
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I love ikea...


and oversized polka dot candles.

Drew is cool.
And I am currently invading his space.
For about a week now.
Awesome.
He loves me though, he can't control it.

Plus, we were too tired to celebrate last night.
We watched lesbian flicks and drank holiday vodka shots.
They were pretty harse.
Good times.
<3333

I got soooo many christmas presents.
DDR champion in training.

Hello.
My name is beth and i am a mould spore.


...fart

Goodbye labret.
I love you ...
and you will be missed.
but my teeth are important.
I rather enjoy eating.
Chomping really...

Anyway,
only 2 more christmas gifts to buy.
plus any other impulsive buys i always fall into.
Atleast this season they're going to someone besides myself.
Binky bear is all done though.
I guarantee baby, ive gotten you the great gift of all....
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It is too nice out to stay inside.
I've been inside ultramart all weekend.
Obviously, I need some friends.

i fail. <3

The weekend is here. Time for overworking, rum and coke and a major lack in sleeping.
I should do some christmas shopping, Luckily, I am actually almost done.
I'm half way done for binky boo, and just need to pick up a gift card for my parents.
Plus something for the cat. I fear if I don't she will do some crazy african voodoo while...
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Love is crazy.
You're so crazy.
Or maybe I am just the craziest one of them all.
Sorry sight.
Most wished for sight.
The chirp of recent singing bells fills me with harmony.
I am waiting the pressence of long-missed snow.
And laughter.
Although the presents at my tree are not the things that please me.
But the time away from working days, to stay...
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