vicedriver

here is where i will be going
and the timeframe
if i know it -
new orleans feb 5 weekend
new jersey late feb - early mar
southeast tour mid-apr
northwest tour summer
southwest tour ??
uk/europe august??
maine/ne ??
chicago back and forth constantly
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so
i am feeling simply
raving mad this morning
full of vim and vigor
and whatnot

i had this notion
as a fleeting thought
or rather
a boomeranging thought
returning regularly
right on schedule
so more like a train-thought
or a throught-train
but i get ahead of myself
there are
ostensibly
people in the world
who would like
at any given moment
to have a spot of tea
and a nice scone
and so it might behoov one
to start such a business
as sold well-dressed trained monkeys
for the express purpose
of serving tea and scones
on command of course
and there would be some modest tipping involved
which would get funneled back to me
via the network of trained monkeys
not to mention the initial selling price
and i could put it all on the internet
thereby substantially lowering my initial overhead
and the monkeys
well
they make themselves really
and surely a computer
or some-such thing
could do the monkey training for me
making it all that much easier
so say i sell these tea-monkeys
for $10,000 a head
cash only of course
all funnelled through a brokerage company
in the grand camen
and then through an import/export front
run out of san fran
so the profits are all on the sly
wink nudge harrumph
and there you go
instant wealth and power
because of course
you could subconsciously program the monkey
to attack at a certain signal
let's say
just for arguement's sake
sting's "fields of gold"
then you could sit back
in your san francisco penthouse
appropriate monkey-proofed
for the protection of you
and those you hold dear
and have a nice facial masque
whilst watching the havoc unfold below you
all because of your demon-tea-monkeys
and that damned "fields of gold" song
oh they'll be sorry
sorry indeed

and i'm off
to new orleans
on friday
huzzah

cheerio....