LAS CRUCES, NM
HAPPY V D TO ALL, that is if you celebrate vd, if not then ramada inn, or quantas or whatever.
it's not xmas or i would have said ramadan or kwanza
i came up with some ideas for valentine cards i'm going to send to some card companies, but i thought i'd see if you all think they're worthy
some are simple
front: Be My Valentine
inside: Whore
some sentimental
f: Valentine's Day reminds me that our Love is forever
i: just like the herpes you gave me, you bitch!
some appreciative
f: My Dearest Valentine, you are the most important part of my life
i: isn't that fucking tragic
for new love
f: First Date Valentine, we met, we talked, we laughed and we danced
i: by the way, what's that bulge in your pants?
for the same couple on their anniversary
f: Our love grows stronger as each day does pass
i: but why can only fuck you in the ass
for those into bondage
f: My heart is filled with joy as i read this card to you
i: is that rope too tight, 'cause you hands are turning blue
from the generous dominatrix to her slave
f: Roses are red, but not as red as your fanny
i: i know i should have told you before you were tied up,
but hey i'm a tranny
and finally, simplicity for the man of little words
f: Dear Valentine
i: Let's Fuck
i'm always happiest when i'm not forced to use my brain and it can just wander around and do whatever it wants
sadness
SGCassiopeia has said goodbye, she was my 2nd fav.
HAPPY V D TO ALL, that is if you celebrate vd, if not then ramada inn, or quantas or whatever.
it's not xmas or i would have said ramadan or kwanza
i came up with some ideas for valentine cards i'm going to send to some card companies, but i thought i'd see if you all think they're worthy
some are simple
front: Be My Valentine
inside: Whore
some sentimental
f: Valentine's Day reminds me that our Love is forever
i: just like the herpes you gave me, you bitch!
some appreciative
f: My Dearest Valentine, you are the most important part of my life
i: isn't that fucking tragic
for new love
f: First Date Valentine, we met, we talked, we laughed and we danced
i: by the way, what's that bulge in your pants?
for the same couple on their anniversary
f: Our love grows stronger as each day does pass
i: but why can only fuck you in the ass
for those into bondage
f: My heart is filled with joy as i read this card to you
i: is that rope too tight, 'cause you hands are turning blue
from the generous dominatrix to her slave
f: Roses are red, but not as red as your fanny
i: i know i should have told you before you were tied up,
but hey i'm a tranny
and finally, simplicity for the man of little words
f: Dear Valentine
i: Let's Fuck
i'm always happiest when i'm not forced to use my brain and it can just wander around and do whatever it wants
sadness
SGCassiopeia has said goodbye, she was my 2nd fav.
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Anyway - if you think those dresses are bad...check out this stylish men's shirt.
It's the stuff of nightmares.
What would Hallmark do if everyone boycotted Vday for a year--or *gasp* made their own cards. It'd be hilarious.