viator

ST. GEORGE, UT

Although somewhat reluctant, if chosen, I will accept the position of Leader of the Revolution, and I will carry out my duties to the best of my ability.
just a little work on my acceptance speech


Dear Satan,

i hate to bother you with this, i know how busy you must be, getting Condoleezza situated in her new position, but im running a little short on souls for the week. the weathers been kind of crappy and even though ive been hanging around the casinos in reno and vegas, people arent going out as much.
I should be able to pick up a few extras this weekend though. im sure thoughtless husbands and boyfriends will be willing to part with their souls for V Day gifts. im going to contact a friend with a flower shop and make some arrangements. so, ill make up for this weeks shortage, with a strong take next week.

thank you for your understanding,
your humble servant and faithful evildoer, me


apparently he wasnt as understanding as i had hoped, hes sending me to a karaoke bar again. two karaoke bars in the same month....he really knows how to personalize hell.

its a little late for v day, but if you ever need great roses check out this placeJungle Roses.

UPDATE - BARSTOW, CA

alas yet again, my most powerful enemies, Time and Space, have conspired against me. this time to make it impossible for me to attend tonight's festivities. i fear that only in death will i ever conquer my formidable foes, yet i feel i must continue the fight. i will carry on as long as breath fills my lungs, thought fills my mind, and crap like this fills my journal