RENO, NV
if feel like im in one of those capital one commercials with david spade. yesterday i left chino, today im in reno, and i was just in the casino.
so for some reason last night i started thinking of ways to use cats as weapons. (and my parents always told me i was wasting my intelligence)
-put cat in pillow case, shake well, put pillow case over victims head
-toss cat and water balloon to victim at same time
-place sleeping cat on sleeping victims chest, add one big, nasty dog
-attack victim in the shower with kitty instead of knife
there are so many more ways .... and you can sneak them through metal detectors
at about 2am this morning i was driving through the mountains somewhere near, well not really near anywhere, but it was about 150 miles south of reno, and the temperature was 8, just 8, not 8 and something, not something and then an 8, just an 8 all by itself.
in california, thats just wrong. brrrrrrrrr
if feel like im in one of those capital one commercials with david spade. yesterday i left chino, today im in reno, and i was just in the casino.
so for some reason last night i started thinking of ways to use cats as weapons. (and my parents always told me i was wasting my intelligence)
-put cat in pillow case, shake well, put pillow case over victims head
-toss cat and water balloon to victim at same time
-place sleeping cat on sleeping victims chest, add one big, nasty dog
-attack victim in the shower with kitty instead of knife
there are so many more ways .... and you can sneak them through metal detectors
at about 2am this morning i was driving through the mountains somewhere near, well not really near anywhere, but it was about 150 miles south of reno, and the temperature was 8, just 8, not 8 and something, not something and then an 8, just an 8 all by itself.
in california, thats just wrong. brrrrrrrrr
Scatter 2 cups cat litter across naked, passed out victims chest. Feed cat. Wait 5 minutes.
Yayyyy! Glad to hear you like the hair. I was a little nervous about it.
And.....shaving your head could work. I dig men with shave heads. Very sexy