RIPON, CA
wow, the most amazing thing happened to me last night. I was on my way into starbucks ( mainly because thats the only place around where i can get wireless access) and this girl who was sitting in the corner / / / /
we interrupt this journal entry to bring you breaking news. its raining in LA. we go straight to the weather desk with Misty Raines to update you on Storm Watch 05.
Well, it looks like weve got some precep, er percip, um ...rain falling outside. Yes, looking at our weather camera located downtown I can see that it looks wet outside. So I think its, um, like raining. Bob Dumbass is outside in the terrible conditions...Bob can you hear me?
Yes Misty, Bob DUMAS hear in downtown LA, and indeed it is raining. Utter chaos out here on the streets as drivers slow down to approximately 35 mph on the highways as they desperately try to make their way through the soggy mess that this rain is causing. I just saw a car go by that even had its windshield wipers on, it's truly an horrific scene misty.
Bob, are people able to even see where theyre going?
Well Misty, I know when we made the harrowing 3 block drive to get here from the studio, Miguel, my cameraman, who was driving, had the presence of mind to turn on the headlights. Its that kind of quick thinking, that makes him my favorite person to work with.
Bob, thanks for that report, and please make it back safely.
Okay, Misty well sure..)
And that was Bob Dumbass, whose favorite person today is Miguel, hmmph. Well I dont know if this rain is going to stop anyti/ / / /
we interrupt this interruption to apologize for pretending we had something to say. we now return you to the journal entry you were reading, already in progress...
so the only think i could think of doing was to say thanks. i still cant believe that happened though.
in other less significant news
sometimes i feel so....ohhh
no, not frustrated....so
mmmmm......
whats the word im looking for......
ummmmm......
oh, its on the tip of my.....
ahhhhhhh......
not thats not it...
hhhmmmmm.....
just a second, itll come to me,
umm, its like when you cant,
or, you know what you want,
or thats to say you have something on your mind, but
ohhhhhh.....
what the hell is that word,
inarticulate, yeah that's it
The Advice Section
for those of you who feel, overwhelmed, depressed, or just generally dissatisfied with life.
ive found that standing in the middle of a crowd while people point and laugh at you, makes all of your other problems seem so insignificant that they just melt away. really, try it, if youre feeling that bad anyways, what have you got to loose.
(this advice is offered for entertainment purposes only and the poster takes no responsibility for...well pretty much anything)
wow, the most amazing thing happened to me last night. I was on my way into starbucks ( mainly because thats the only place around where i can get wireless access) and this girl who was sitting in the corner / / / /
we interrupt this journal entry to bring you breaking news. its raining in LA. we go straight to the weather desk with Misty Raines to update you on Storm Watch 05.
Well, it looks like weve got some precep, er percip, um ...rain falling outside. Yes, looking at our weather camera located downtown I can see that it looks wet outside. So I think its, um, like raining. Bob Dumbass is outside in the terrible conditions...Bob can you hear me?
Yes Misty, Bob DUMAS hear in downtown LA, and indeed it is raining. Utter chaos out here on the streets as drivers slow down to approximately 35 mph on the highways as they desperately try to make their way through the soggy mess that this rain is causing. I just saw a car go by that even had its windshield wipers on, it's truly an horrific scene misty.
Bob, are people able to even see where theyre going?
Well Misty, I know when we made the harrowing 3 block drive to get here from the studio, Miguel, my cameraman, who was driving, had the presence of mind to turn on the headlights. Its that kind of quick thinking, that makes him my favorite person to work with.
Bob, thanks for that report, and please make it back safely.
Okay, Misty well sure..)
And that was Bob Dumbass, whose favorite person today is Miguel, hmmph. Well I dont know if this rain is going to stop anyti/ / / /
we interrupt this interruption to apologize for pretending we had something to say. we now return you to the journal entry you were reading, already in progress...
so the only think i could think of doing was to say thanks. i still cant believe that happened though.
in other less significant news
sometimes i feel so....ohhh
no, not frustrated....so
mmmmm......
whats the word im looking for......
ummmmm......
oh, its on the tip of my.....
ahhhhhhh......
not thats not it...
hhhmmmmm.....
just a second, itll come to me,
umm, its like when you cant,
or, you know what you want,
or thats to say you have something on your mind, but
ohhhhhh.....
what the hell is that word,
inarticulate, yeah that's it
The Advice Section
for those of you who feel, overwhelmed, depressed, or just generally dissatisfied with life.
ive found that standing in the middle of a crowd while people point and laugh at you, makes all of your other problems seem so insignificant that they just melt away. really, try it, if youre feeling that bad anyways, what have you got to loose.
(this advice is offered for entertainment purposes only and the poster takes no responsibility for...well pretty much anything)
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Im over it now, I was not actualy hungover like I suspected when I kept waking up still drunk....
I cut my finger in half the other night....