Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
BARSTOW, CA
the earth was not destroyed last night by solar flares, so there will be no story about that. of course if the earth had been destroyed thered be no story either. i never really intended to write such a story, so if you came here looking for one, fuck off you stupid twit.
now for something truly meaningless....
id really like to be a leader in the revolution, not THE leader, but one of the top guys. where do i apply for such a position? if anyone can put me in touch with the right people, ill remember you when the time comes that you need a friend in the revolution.
my qualifications are too many to mention here,
but some highlights are;
8yrs military service (please dont ask what i did - well just call it mission support)
i can drive anything, quite well, and i have raced professionally
i have professional experience in; land surveying, meteorology, business management, teaching, photography, journalism, acting, and what ill call troubleshooting (can be explained in an interview)
and last but not least my IQ is low to mid 150s - with strength in physics and psychology
in other news...
(or not)
Jem and The Holograms are currently in the planning stages of a reunion tour
and finally, i think Betty Blowtorch said it best at the end of their song Fish Taco -
stinky pussy
BARSTOW, CA
the earth was not destroyed last night by solar flares, so there will be no story about that. of course if the earth had been destroyed thered be no story either. i never really intended to write such a story, so if you came here looking for one, fuck off you stupid twit.
now for something truly meaningless....
id really like to be a leader in the revolution, not THE leader, but one of the top guys. where do i apply for such a position? if anyone can put me in touch with the right people, ill remember you when the time comes that you need a friend in the revolution.
my qualifications are too many to mention here,
but some highlights are;
8yrs military service (please dont ask what i did - well just call it mission support)
i can drive anything, quite well, and i have raced professionally
i have professional experience in; land surveying, meteorology, business management, teaching, photography, journalism, acting, and what ill call troubleshooting (can be explained in an interview)
and last but not least my IQ is low to mid 150s - with strength in physics and psychology
in other news...
(or not)
Jem and The Holograms are currently in the planning stages of a reunion tour
and finally, i think Betty Blowtorch said it best at the end of their song Fish Taco -
stinky pussy
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We definately are still looking at places in LA - I'm going to go look and see if that online apartment hunter shows places in Beachwood & Los Feliz. We have been thinking West Hoolywood - but if the places you suggest are a little quiter, that would probably be a better idea.
And this is the most creatively entertaining journal I've seen in awhile.