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ONTARIO, CA

ok, i got the idea for this from SG Katie's journal, and i'm not shy about stealing. so if you've got a problem with that, then, well, hmmm, i don't know...i guess if you've got a problem with it, then that's your problem, because there really isn't too much you can do about it. so watch out, if i see something i...
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BARSTOW, CA (again, not still)

ive been pretty busy the last couple of days, LA to Phoenix, then up to Flagstaff late last night and back into Barstow early this morning, on my way to Ventura. (maybe ill get a little surfing in)

and now inspired by the fluffernutter thread,
- the Whatever Happened To section-version early 80s
if you know, please tell me, i...
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

BARSTOW, CA

the earth was not destroyed last night by solar flares, so there will be no story about that. of course if the earth had been destroyed thered be no story either. i never really intended to write such a story, so if you came here looking for one, fuck off...
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SOLAR FLARES COMING TO DESTROY EARTH TONIGHT!! (see full story tomorrow)

caution - short rant ahead

i get annoyed with people who try to show their intelligence by using multi syllabic (sorry, i mean), big words in their posts and then deriding others for grammar and spelling. if your grasp on communication is that strong, then you should understand that the purpose is to communicate...
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NEPHI, UT

another great day, it was sunny all day, i got to go somewhere ive never been before (always a good thing), i found out spongebob is gay, and Fascist Communication Censors (or FCC as theyre more commonly known) boss michael powell announced his resignation.

the only bad thing i heard about had something to do with bush going against tyranny to spread democracy....
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ELOY, AZ

almost 80 degrees today - nice

unfortunately, now i'm heading up to utah

why cant i figure out how to put my pics in journal entries???? i thought i had it, they showed up for a few seconds, then next time i looked - no more pics. i will figure this out! i just can't get that jpg on the end of it....
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bakersfield, ca (again)

have you ever noticed that when you see the sunrise after partying all night that it just looks better. you feel like youve earned it, of course then you waste it by going to sleep. so anyway, i woke up at about 1pm today in ontario, ca and it was almost 80 degrees
outside. I thought i might have slept through the...
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