ST. GEORGE, UT
Although somewhat reluctant, if chosen, I will accept the position of Leader of the Revolution, and I will carry out my duties to the best of my ability.
just a little work on my acceptance speech
Dear Satan,
i hate to bother you with this, i know how busy you must be, getting Condoleezza situated in her new position, but im running...
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Although somewhat reluctant, if chosen, I will accept the position of Leader of the Revolution, and I will carry out my duties to the best of my ability.
just a little work on my acceptance speech

Dear Satan,
i hate to bother you with this, i know how busy you must be, getting Condoleezza situated in her new position, but im running...
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LAS VEGAS, NV
i think it's important to have goals, and i've decided to list mine here.
so, in no particular order;
nobel prize (for anything, but peace would be the best)
academy award
pulitzer prize
FBI 10 most wanted list
yes they are quite diverse, but i believe in being well rounded
i'm not really close to achieving most of them, but i'll keep...
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i think it's important to have goals, and i've decided to list mine here.
so, in no particular order;
nobel prize (for anything, but peace would be the best)
academy award
pulitzer prize
FBI 10 most wanted list
yes they are quite diverse, but i believe in being well rounded

i'm not really close to achieving most of them, but i'll keep...
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malloryknoxx:
Nice goals list!! Diversity is good. That way you are practically guaraneed to achieve one of them.
My goals for now:
Get my ass moved to LA already
Finish my book
Make the NY Times best seller list
I also like your pride comments. I'm in total agreement - "resting on one's laurel's" is never a good idea.
My goals for now:
Get my ass moved to LA already
Finish my book
Make the NY Times best seller list
I also like your pride comments. I'm in total agreement - "resting on one's laurel's" is never a good idea.
malloryknoxx:
Sex in the glass elevator.....YAY!! I might have to steal that one from you
And no, I don't believe the killing spree is off. I contacted "that hot Argentinian chick" formerly of SG on MySpace...so I think we're still on

And no, I don't believe the killing spree is off. I contacted "that hot Argentinian chick" formerly of SG on MySpace...so I think we're still on

ONTARIO, CA
can anyone tell me if it's cool to like fiona apple again, these things go back and forth so often, it's hard to keep track.
so, i just got back from reno. this time i made the drive during the day, warmer and a lot prettier.
i don't have enough time to think about it right now, but soon there will be a...
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can anyone tell me if it's cool to like fiona apple again, these things go back and forth so often, it's hard to keep track.
so, i just got back from reno. this time i made the drive during the day, warmer and a lot prettier.
i don't have enough time to think about it right now, but soon there will be a...
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malloryknoxx:
LOL @ the "Creative Constipation". That is THE perfect description of what writers block feels like. But that suggestion you made about visualizing the books events to a conclusion is helping. I have a better idea about how I'm to to wind things up now.
Thanks for the tips!!
Isn't it weird, though - how stories seem to kind of "tell themselves"? It's almost like this book is in the process of deciding how it wants to end...and it'll let me know when it's damn good and ready.
Thanks for the tips!!
Isn't it weird, though - how stories seem to kind of "tell themselves"? It's almost like this book is in the process of deciding how it wants to end...and it'll let me know when it's damn good and ready.
melladoree:
yes please bring the camera and we will get some walmart shoppers!
RENO, NV
if feel like im in one of those capital one commercials with david spade. yesterday i left chino, today im in reno, and i was just in the casino.
so for some reason last night i started thinking of ways to use cats as weapons. (and my parents always told me i was wasting my intelligence)
-put...
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if feel like im in one of those capital one commercials with david spade. yesterday i left chino, today im in reno, and i was just in the casino.
so for some reason last night i started thinking of ways to use cats as weapons. (and my parents always told me i was wasting my intelligence)
-put...
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malloryknoxx:
Another method of kitty as weapon:
Scatter 2 cups cat litter across naked, passed out victims chest. Feed cat. Wait 5 minutes.
Yayyyy! Glad to hear you like the hair. I was a little nervous about it.
And.....shaving your head could work. I dig men with shave heads. Very sexy
Scatter 2 cups cat litter across naked, passed out victims chest. Feed cat. Wait 5 minutes.
Yayyyy! Glad to hear you like the hair. I was a little nervous about it.
And.....shaving your head could work. I dig men with shave heads. Very sexy

melladoree:
maybe I should chase people around in walmart and hit them with my purse! I think that is the greatest idea I have had all week!
BARSTOW, CA
i'm so glad to be back out on the road. certain types of people can be overwhelming or annoying in more than very small doses, especially actors, especially when i have a hangover.
i need to start writing again, i was doing pretty good until winter started, then my motivation just kind of dwindled. maybe that's just my brain hibernating. well, spring will...
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i'm so glad to be back out on the road. certain types of people can be overwhelming or annoying in more than very small doses, especially actors, especially when i have a hangover.
i need to start writing again, i was doing pretty good until winter started, then my motivation just kind of dwindled. maybe that's just my brain hibernating. well, spring will...
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malloryknoxx:
The really cool kids still smoke in LA??
Great. There goes my motivation
But yeah - as far as the meat eating goes, I was SO not serious. I love rare steak....AND I'm rather fond of leather
Great. There goes my motivation

But yeah - as far as the meat eating goes, I was SO not serious. I love rare steak....AND I'm rather fond of leather

malloryknoxx:
Funny how that works. I always end up feeling like I need a vacation from my vacations too.
I hate karaoke as well...BUT....it can be quite tolerable if one has had enough to drink
I hate karaoke as well...BUT....it can be quite tolerable if one has had enough to drink

ragefilledmuffin:
Karaoke MUST involve mass quantities of alcohol to be considered fun. You should date your sister's friends. It'd be fun and awkward. I once dated my brother's friend. I don't think he liked it too much. I love creating minor chaos, unintentionally.
My kitty tattoo is gonna be sort of a glam-cartoon black kitty.
My kitty tattoo is gonna be sort of a glam-cartoon black kitty.
i do not recommend trying to make up for 6 weeks of not drinking in one night. and that's all i've got to say about that.
i just got an awesome room at the radisson wilshire in LA. cool view of the hollywood sign and griffith park. i love LA.
i just got an awesome room at the radisson wilshire in LA. cool view of the hollywood sign and griffith park. i love LA.

ragefilledmuffin:
Me a dork = defintely.
Eh, I used to have a tolerance. Now I don't drink very much, so I can relate.
Eh, I used to have a tolerance. Now I don't drink very much, so I can relate.
malloryknoxx:
Oh dear gawd. My heart goes out to you - I have a tendency to do that too. Trying to make up for long periods of not drinking all at once. Not wise.
*sigh* I can't WAIT to get our asses (along with the rest of us) there. I'm sick to death of snow.
*sigh* I can't WAIT to get our asses (along with the rest of us) there. I'm sick to death of snow.
I don't like things that arent disposable. i like to know that if all my possessions were to suddenly disappear, my life wouldnt end.
i guess occasionally i carry this form of extreme independence a bit too far. two years ago this month i decided to get rid of everything and start from scratch, and i mean everything, girlfriend, friends, job, house, savings, credit, all...
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i guess occasionally i carry this form of extreme independence a bit too far. two years ago this month i decided to get rid of everything and start from scratch, and i mean everything, girlfriend, friends, job, house, savings, credit, all...
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melladoree:
yes i think they do, well kinda
malloryknoxx:
Oh MAN. Do I ever know *exactly* what you are talking about. I've got a real problem with getting attatched to anything or anyone. People go away and stuff can be taken, so I've always done my best not to form bonds with things, and keep my bonds with people to a bare minimum.
Well - I'm married now - and as you can imagine, this aversion to attatchment has been, shall we say, problematic.
I've been working at giving up my ridiculous level of independance. It ain't easy, and it's spooky - but it's worth it
Well - I'm married now - and as you can imagine, this aversion to attatchment has been, shall we say, problematic.
I've been working at giving up my ridiculous level of independance. It ain't easy, and it's spooky - but it's worth it

HOME IN CA.
i'm finally off, my first days off this year. i've got so much to do, but i'm off so for the rest of today i'm not doing a damn thing . but, come tomorrow, let the games begin.
so, i was thinking about something,
but i forgot what it was
- just thought id share that with ya
what if we lived...
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i'm finally off, my first days off this year. i've got so much to do, but i'm off so for the rest of today i'm not doing a damn thing . but, come tomorrow, let the games begin.
so, i was thinking about something,
but i forgot what it was
- just thought id share that with ya
what if we lived...
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melladoree:
well then you can have it!
malloryknoxx:
Awww! Sleepy kitty pic
My random thought for the day - "Snow sucks."
**Edit because I meant to say also...
Yeah - I do that same thing - comparing my life to where my parents were at my age. My poor Mother was dealing with a fairly psychotic 15 year old....my biggest dicipline problem is my cat. She's in heat, and I *really* want her to, you know, NOT constantly back her ass all up on my foot. Eww.
[Edited on Feb 03, 2005 6:00PM]

My random thought for the day - "Snow sucks."
**Edit because I meant to say also...
Yeah - I do that same thing - comparing my life to where my parents were at my age. My poor Mother was dealing with a fairly psychotic 15 year old....my biggest dicipline problem is my cat. She's in heat, and I *really* want her to, you know, NOT constantly back her ass all up on my foot. Eww.
[Edited on Feb 03, 2005 6:00PM]
THOUSAND PALMS, CA
id like to share a recent letter i wrote and the reply that i just received
Dear Satan,
I would like to express my humblest gratitude for the employment opportunity you offered recently as Assistant Evil Leader of the World. However, at this time I feel that I must respectfully decline the offer. I fear that the person currently holding this position...
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id like to share a recent letter i wrote and the reply that i just received
Dear Satan,
I would like to express my humblest gratitude for the employment opportunity you offered recently as Assistant Evil Leader of the World. However, at this time I feel that I must respectfully decline the offer. I fear that the person currently holding this position...
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malloryknoxx:
Your latst profile pic=words to live by, aptly represented.
And the correspondence with Satan made me laugh. Good stuff
And the correspondence with Satan made me laugh. Good stuff

EHRENBURG, AZ
Arizona has some of the prettiest sunrises and sunsets ive ever seen. this morning i was heading east into Tucson when the sun started coming up, just a fantastic desert sunrise.
i was going to take some pictures, but then i thought to myself. Self ( i like to address myself kind of formally when thinking to myself which is why i used...
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Arizona has some of the prettiest sunrises and sunsets ive ever seen. this morning i was heading east into Tucson when the sun started coming up, just a fantastic desert sunrise.
i was going to take some pictures, but then i thought to myself. Self ( i like to address myself kind of formally when thinking to myself which is why i used...
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ragefilledmuffin:
Hmm, apparently everyone needs a girl to stalk this week. I must find me one. I'll say, off the top of my head, Eliza Dushku.
And I just noticed that we seem to be stalking dark haired chicks only.
And I just noticed that we seem to be stalking dark haired chicks only.
melladoree:
you have a point!
RIPON, CA
wow, the most amazing thing happened to me last night. I was on my way into starbucks ( mainly because thats the only place around where i can get wireless access) and this girl who was sitting in the corner / / / /
we interrupt this journal entry to bring you breaking news. its raining in LA. we go straight to the...
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wow, the most amazing thing happened to me last night. I was on my way into starbucks ( mainly because thats the only place around where i can get wireless access) and this girl who was sitting in the corner / / / /
we interrupt this journal entry to bring you breaking news. its raining in LA. we go straight to the...
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melladoree:
either would be great!
Im over it now, I was not actualy hungover like I suspected when I kept waking up still drunk....
Im over it now, I was not actualy hungover like I suspected when I kept waking up still drunk....
melladoree:
my gay boyfriend... oh I mean neighbors that take me everywhere now...
I cut my finger in half the other night....
I cut my finger in half the other night....
The collar actually seems to be doing okay for the barking. I may need the taser to handle other problems though...
*evil grin*
I love that caboose. Not quite as much as I love my own, but it definately comes in second.