vexii

So I was at my moms, getting drunk for my birthday.
We decide to take some acid.
Now I haven't done any drugs in a long time, but I always wanted to have one last acid trip.
Take them around 3am.
Proceed to walk around the town, get to the other end, the fuck.
Walk ing back home, reach downtown at around 5am.
Oh shit, my derpy senses are tingling.
Time to creep the fuck out of people by laughing hysterically in their store windows.
Why the fuck is there a street named Rabbi Lippa Medjuck (lol I can't believe I remembered how to spell that), fuck that's a long name for a street.
Wait a minute, were not invisible and the world's waking up.
act sober
...
derp derp deppr depr deeeeeeppprptitieoepopeotp.
Holy fuck were almost home.
"I have to pee"
WERE ALMOST HOME GODAMMIT
waitwaitwaitwait
home finally.
FUUUUUUUUU
remove shoes, pants, strap on jammies.
630am
spongebob&weed for an hour straight.
deeeeeeeerp.
shit, cannot eat pizza while laying upside down.
failbot
proceed to trip out until 2pm.
sleeeeeeeep for 3 hours.
Fuck getting drunk right now.
ventures into world
YOU HAVE RECEIVED A GIFT
_picture below
and
1 BIRTHDAY CAKE
you collected nachos and jalapeno poppers