vestril

As I patrolled the aisles of the grocery store today, a thought occured: why the fuck does all of the food have to be fat free, or sodium free, or "Light." Can't they have a section devoted to those of us who want to kill ourselves with actual food instead of crazy chemicals which inundate our veins to the point that they become natural preservatives after death?

I wonder whether a future civilization will uncover our dead and note the chemicals that helped to preserve them and invent death cults and all manner of afterlife supersitions.

Who knows, maybe the Egyptians just really liked "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter" instead of the real thing. Well ok, that's impossible on a number of levels, but that doesn't stop me from laughing.