Don't treat me like trash, I'm a member of a fucking country club! Classic line from classic bullshit reality television. Pitiful.
Just found out today that my fake sister real friend is gonna take me to get a new tattoo for my BornDay and to see the NutCracker as an early BornDay gift. This is the greatest muthafookin thing because I'd been trying to go see it again for the past 4 years but I was always working or too late for tickets -there was always something in the way. Now I'm not working and I can't afford to buy tickets and I'm going! If I could go dressed as a princess from hell it would be the sweetest thing.
Not sure but I think this will be the last entry before my expiration card gets pulled. Also, blah blah blah, Donald Diesel loves me, blah and I like You. I'm gonna miss You great people. I'm gonna miss stalking You and your journals. I wanna leave a testimonial for You, it'll be my last comment in a way...
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-CosmonautInTraining
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Just found out today that my fake sister real friend is gonna take me to get a new tattoo for my BornDay and to see the NutCracker as an early BornDay gift. This is the greatest muthafookin thing because I'd been trying to go see it again for the past 4 years but I was always working or too late for tickets -there was always something in the way. Now I'm not working and I can't afford to buy tickets and I'm going! If I could go dressed as a princess from hell it would be the sweetest thing.
Not sure but I think this will be the last entry before my expiration card gets pulled. Also, blah blah blah, Donald Diesel loves me, blah and I like You. I'm gonna miss You great people. I'm gonna miss stalking You and your journals. I wanna leave a testimonial for You, it'll be my last comment in a way...
-VeruscaPhoneHome
-WeirdoEXtraodinaire
-CosmonautInTraining
-deficitattentionunit@hotmail.com
*AndAsAlwaysHappyWhateverTheFuckYouCelebrate
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I love Dorothy Parker her poems are really cut throat and haltingly honest.
much luv
cat
ohh and Happy Whatever for you