veruscavandalizm

I am a:
Woman

Interested in:
Fuck(friend)ship

Age:
Older than the sun.

Location:
For those about to rock, Georgia.

Occupation:
I promote WeWantYourSoul.com but I'm really a cosmonaut in training.

Height: 3' 8"

Weight: 999 lbs

Hair: Chlorine Blue

Eyes: Bleach Green

Ethnicity:
Uh, not enough options for me to answer that correctly. I am many things, like the universe, mothafucka!

Religion:
I believe in her.

Got kids:
Pregnant for twenty years.

Want kids:
Wha!?

Cigarettes: Often

Booze: Sometimes

Drugs: Sometimes

Self-love: Sometimes

Self-deprecation: Sometimes

Most humbling moment:
Meeting perfect like-minded strangers and talking to them for hours out of the blue just because they have something to say.

Favorite on-screen sex scene:
A sex scene in a Deftones' promotional flick for the cd White Pony.

Celebrity I resemble most:
The girl who died and spray-painted the world the color of fuck you.

Best (or worst) lie I've ever told:
When someone asks how are you, I say I'm fine.

If I could be anywhere at the moment:
Drunk and passed out on a hotel room floor surrounded by partying strangers. They'll think I'm asleep when I'm actually dead.

Song or album that puts me in the mood:
Quality not crap.

The five items I can't live without:
Hearing, an imagination, my oxygen tank, my music collection, atleast one person to interact with.

Fill in the blanks:
Tyler Durden in the movie Fight CLub is sexy, Omahyra Mota is sexier.

In my bedroom, you'll find:
Junk I've collected and more junk, too much junk (the reason I'm broke).

Why you should get to know me:
I could care less about how hot or ugly you think you are. If you ask me stupid questions I will tell you horrible truths and hurt your feelings. Everything is all right.

More about what I'm looking for:
Like-minded people(or not). And no happy-go lucky people.


*from another profile in another place on another planet*