verminmccann

OK here is a story of one of the times i almost died, or atleast thought i was gonna. It was a few years back, in the middle of the winter. My dad did something to really piss me off (i forget what know), so i left my house and decided to go for a walk in the woods and clear my head. Like i said it was the middle of winter and the trails were all covered with ice, since i had no where else to go i decided to go through the woods anyways. I walked for a few hours til i got to some paths i wasn't familiar with, so i took them cause i just wanted to get as far away from home as possible. I continued on these paths til i was completely lost, i saw some cool stuff like at one point the river curves around like a clam shell ( you can only see this from real high up). By now it was starting to get dark so i decided to use my woodsman skills (which i have none) to find my way back. so i continue to get lost heading down til all the paths disappear ( i was far to pissed to relize the trails had stopped). Eventually i found the river, but i was up on a ledge (this is where it gets bad), the only way i knew how to get back was to go the oppisite way the river was flowing, like i said the trails were icy so ofcorse the ledge where the river was, was also icy, but i went to look anyways, lost my footing and feel, but i caught a tree branch on the way down. i tried to toward the ledge to see if i could climb back up, no luck the banch gave out and i fell into an icy river. to my left was a ledge to steep to climb back up, i tried several times though, So walking through icy water up to my neck, i noticed that if i could cross the river i could get out. so i attempted to cross the river which was a bad move cause the river was way to deep and flowing way to fast, so i get carried further down stream. So i struggle back to the left side of the river where it was neck deep and started to walk against the current, after about three hours of walking i could swear i heard people so i started to call for help in hopes of a reply, man was i a jack ass, it was the middle of fuckin' winter who in the hell would have been stupid enough to be in the woods this time of the year. I continued to walk up stream for about another hour, the river slowly get shallower the further up stream i got, then i got to a point where the river was only waist deep so i tryed to cross again, except i made it this time, i came out at a rest spot where some tables were. i got back on the paths heading toward home, dripping wet and freezing, just as i was exiting the woods my mom and my brother pulled into the parking lot looking for me, once the noticed it was me my mom got outta the car and yelled at me asking me if i was on drugs, mind you my hands and arms are all cut up from tring to scale the ledge where i fell in, i'm dripping wet and freezing to death. My mom refuses to listen to anything i had to say and insisted the i was on drugs, she threatend me several times to have me take a drug test. The drug test never happend, i guess because of my confidence that they would find nothing cause i knew i was clean.

This is one of the worst things that has ever happend to me. Several days after this had happend i still felt like i was freezing to death no matter what i did. Yup thats one of the near death experinces i had, once i hit that ice cold water i thought i was gonna go into shock and drown in the river.

This is a 100% true story, if ya don't belive me fuck ya and your stupid fuckin' ideas, even the people who saw my cut up hands and arms didn't belive me, so fuck'em as well.

Laters, Good Night Boys and Girls.