I just logged on and I am broken hearted.
Time to check out the new site, lets get started.
Oh my this is really bright.
Holy shit I just lost my sight!
Never fear I have returned.
My doctor said that I have to wear shades.
My eyes feel like they're being cut by razor blades.
For mobile users this site must be really cool.
For p.c. users they just said screw you.
The designers said they would have the bugs fixed soon.
Maybe sometime in mid-June.
Well lets look at some pictures, Christ they are small.
W.T.F. is that model holding is it all ball?
Maybe I can use the new chat.
Hmm can't seem to find how dumb is that.
It seems on the new site we don't have friends.
Now it's just people you can follow to the end.