you know what really fucking pisses me off? when my mom ASKS me to help her stop smoking, and then i catch her smoking this morning. she looks me right in my face and tells me she wasn't.so i took her cigarettes. then everything is fine. she tells me she's fine with it and not mad at all. then she goes somewhere with my sister and her boyfriend and when they get back he tells me she was bitching about it and smoking on the way. i could strangle her. so now i don't know whether to say something to her or if it wouldn't even matter.

When she lit up, I went to the kitchen and got a glass of water.
And threw it in her face to put it out.
It worked!